"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Penis Rings

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Hey guys,

Can anyone tell me their experiences with those vibrating rings that are supposed to stimulate the **** during sex that go on your d!ck.

I heard that they are supposed to be really good.

I just bought a durex one with three condoms and three libricating packets.

Haven't used it yet.

comic_relief
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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KarmaSutra

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Though I haven't used the vibrating ones (which I believe to be more novelty than have any practical use), I do have experience with c0ck rings as a tool for maintaining and prolonging an erection. Through various Tantric and Thelemic practices I've learned that they're used as an enhancement not a replacement or shortcut.

I don't use them each time Mrs. K and I are intimate or when I've been with other women but I have used them whenever practice dictates or if I'm in ritual.

They've been used extensively in Eastern cultures for various sexual/religiously charged practices.
 

Mr.Positive

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
:) Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Trinitron

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
Mr.Positive said:
Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
I thought it was ment for a finger when I took it out of the packet. Then I realized it was for your c*ck and didn't even try it on, like trying to thread a rope it would've been.
 

SmoothTalker

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Ah people and their e-penises..

I've never tried one, but I'm guessing they stretch? If it was already bigger than you, it wouldn't really do a whole lot would it?
 

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SmoothTalker said:
Ah people and their e-penises...
I know AMAZINGLY huge and they have the stamina of an Olympic gymnast.

I like to correlate e-penises (I'll add that to my repertoire, thank you :flowers: ) with the size of their E-go. The bigger the E-go the smaller the actual penis.
 

Aboleo

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--This **** don't shake. Period. That business is best left to washing machines and wet dogs (no pun intended). The day my **** needs 'on-board' strap-on machine assistance to please a woman, is the same day I put a bullet through my ****ing head. Forget about it. End of story.
 
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