"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Penis Rings

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Hey guys,

Can anyone tell me their experiences with those vibrating rings that are supposed to stimulate the **** during sex that go on your d!ck.

I heard that they are supposed to be really good.

I just bought a durex one with three condoms and three libricating packets.

Haven't used it yet.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Though I haven't used the vibrating ones (which I believe to be more novelty than have any practical use), I do have experience with c0ck rings as a tool for maintaining and prolonging an erection. Through various Tantric and Thelemic practices I've learned that they're used as an enhancement not a replacement or shortcut.

I don't use them each time Mrs. K and I are intimate or when I've been with other women but I have used them whenever practice dictates or if I'm in ritual.

They've been used extensively in Eastern cultures for various sexual/religiously charged practices.
 

Mr.Positive

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
:) Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
Mr.Positive said:
Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
I thought it was ment for a finger when I took it out of the packet. Then I realized it was for your c*ck and didn't even try it on, like trying to thread a rope it would've been.
 

SmoothTalker

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Ah people and their e-penises..

I've never tried one, but I'm guessing they stretch? If it was already bigger than you, it wouldn't really do a whole lot would it?
 

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SmoothTalker said:
Ah people and their e-penises...
I know AMAZINGLY huge and they have the stamina of an Olympic gymnast.

I like to correlate e-penises (I'll add that to my repertoire, thank you :flowers: ) with the size of their E-go. The bigger the E-go the smaller the actual penis.
 

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--This **** don't shake. Period. That business is best left to washing machines and wet dogs (no pun intended). The day my **** needs 'on-board' strap-on machine assistance to please a woman, is the same day I put a bullet through my ****ing head. Forget about it. End of story.
 
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