"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Penis Rings

comic_relief

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Hey guys,

Can anyone tell me their experiences with those vibrating rings that are supposed to stimulate the **** during sex that go on your d!ck.

I heard that they are supposed to be really good.

I just bought a durex one with three condoms and three libricating packets.

Haven't used it yet.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Though I haven't used the vibrating ones (which I believe to be more novelty than have any practical use), I do have experience with c0ck rings as a tool for maintaining and prolonging an erection. Through various Tantric and Thelemic practices I've learned that they're used as an enhancement not a replacement or shortcut.

I don't use them each time Mrs. K and I are intimate or when I've been with other women but I have used them whenever practice dictates or if I'm in ritual.

They've been used extensively in Eastern cultures for various sexual/religiously charged practices.
 

Mr.Positive

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
:) Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Trinitron

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
Mr.Positive said:
Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
I thought it was ment for a finger when I took it out of the packet. Then I realized it was for your c*ck and didn't even try it on, like trying to thread a rope it would've been.
 

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Ah people and their e-penises..

I've never tried one, but I'm guessing they stretch? If it was already bigger than you, it wouldn't really do a whole lot would it?
 

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SmoothTalker said:
Ah people and their e-penises...
I know AMAZINGLY huge and they have the stamina of an Olympic gymnast.

I like to correlate e-penises (I'll add that to my repertoire, thank you :flowers: ) with the size of their E-go. The bigger the E-go the smaller the actual penis.
 

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--This **** don't shake. Period. That business is best left to washing machines and wet dogs (no pun intended). The day my **** needs 'on-board' strap-on machine assistance to please a woman, is the same day I put a bullet through my ****ing head. Forget about it. End of story.
 
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