"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Penis Rings

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Hey guys,

Can anyone tell me their experiences with those vibrating rings that are supposed to stimulate the **** during sex that go on your d!ck.

I heard that they are supposed to be really good.

I just bought a durex one with three condoms and three libricating packets.

Haven't used it yet.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Though I haven't used the vibrating ones (which I believe to be more novelty than have any practical use), I do have experience with c0ck rings as a tool for maintaining and prolonging an erection. Through various Tantric and Thelemic practices I've learned that they're used as an enhancement not a replacement or shortcut.

I don't use them each time Mrs. K and I are intimate or when I've been with other women but I have used them whenever practice dictates or if I'm in ritual.

They've been used extensively in Eastern cultures for various sexual/religiously charged practices.
 

Mr.Positive

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
:) Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
Mr.Positive said:
Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
I thought it was ment for a finger when I took it out of the packet. Then I realized it was for your c*ck and didn't even try it on, like trying to thread a rope it would've been.
 

SmoothTalker

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Ah people and their e-penises..

I've never tried one, but I'm guessing they stretch? If it was already bigger than you, it wouldn't really do a whole lot would it?
 

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SmoothTalker said:
Ah people and their e-penises...
I know AMAZINGLY huge and they have the stamina of an Olympic gymnast.

I like to correlate e-penises (I'll add that to my repertoire, thank you :flowers: ) with the size of their E-go. The bigger the E-go the smaller the actual penis.
 

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--This **** don't shake. Period. That business is best left to washing machines and wet dogs (no pun intended). The day my **** needs 'on-board' strap-on machine assistance to please a woman, is the same day I put a bullet through my ****ing head. Forget about it. End of story.
 
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