"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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comic_relief

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Hey guys,

Can anyone tell me their experiences with those vibrating rings that are supposed to stimulate the **** during sex that go on your d!ck.

I heard that they are supposed to be really good.

I just bought a durex one with three condoms and three libricating packets.

Haven't used it yet.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Though I haven't used the vibrating ones (which I believe to be more novelty than have any practical use), I do have experience with c0ck rings as a tool for maintaining and prolonging an erection. Through various Tantric and Thelemic practices I've learned that they're used as an enhancement not a replacement or shortcut.

I don't use them each time Mrs. K and I are intimate or when I've been with other women but I have used them whenever practice dictates or if I'm in ritual.

They've been used extensively in Eastern cultures for various sexual/religiously charged practices.
 

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
:) Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Skel said:
mine wont fit
Mr.Positive said:
Yeah...I have this problem too. In fact, when I tried one, it exploded.

Actually, I think it vaporized because there was nothing left to return and get my money back.
I thought it was ment for a finger when I took it out of the packet. Then I realized it was for your c*ck and didn't even try it on, like trying to thread a rope it would've been.
 

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Ah people and their e-penises..

I've never tried one, but I'm guessing they stretch? If it was already bigger than you, it wouldn't really do a whole lot would it?
 

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SmoothTalker said:
Ah people and their e-penises...
I know AMAZINGLY huge and they have the stamina of an Olympic gymnast.

I like to correlate e-penises (I'll add that to my repertoire, thank you :flowers: ) with the size of their E-go. The bigger the E-go the smaller the actual penis.
 

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--This **** don't shake. Period. That business is best left to washing machines and wet dogs (no pun intended). The day my **** needs 'on-board' strap-on machine assistance to please a woman, is the same day I put a bullet through my ****ing head. Forget about it. End of story.
 
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