Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
So... can you get AIDS by going down on a girl? If so, you need to have abrasions inside your mouth or what? How does it work?
Thanks.
Thanks.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Oral sex & STDs.
- Thread starter Aiken_Drum
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
There's gonna be a bunch of ignorant idiots telling you that she has to be "gargling with blood" in order for you to get HIV. So don't listen to them.
The truth is that if you have cavities, have eaten food in the last 2 hours, have micro traumas on your lips, a scratch in your throat, stomach you have about the same chances of getting HIV as by ramming her with your d1ck.
What they don't understand is that one blood cell is enough for you to get the infection. Mouth gets damaged quite often and even the slightest cuts give enough blood to be infected.
And there's about a 100 more infections that you have huge chances of getting through oral sex.
So use condoms and discover such thing called dental dam.
The truth is that if you have cavities, have eaten food in the last 2 hours, have micro traumas on your lips, a scratch in your throat, stomach you have about the same chances of getting HIV as by ramming her with your d1ck.
What they don't understand is that one blood cell is enough for you to get the infection. Mouth gets damaged quite often and even the slightest cuts give enough blood to be infected.
And there's about a 100 more infections that you have huge chances of getting through oral sex.
So use condoms and discover such thing called dental dam.
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????
Stupid aids, it's really starting to piss me off !!!!
Stupid aids, it's really starting to piss me off
!!!!Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
What kind of dork uses a dental dam on his girl?
VoodooChild
Senior Don Juan
The kind who doesn't want AIDS, apparently.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
jmm854
Master Don Juan
The bottom line is if it's your girlfriend you're eating out, assuming you know she doesn't have AIDS, it's a non-issue. However, it's a bad idea to go down on some random slut you pick up at the mall.
VoodooChild
Senior Don Juan
What if she gives you a blow job? What's the STD risk from that? I'd think it'd be greater to her than you... anyone know?
2N Turbo
Senior Don Juan
Its consider low low risk.
And for the chances of getting it if having sex(vaginal) without protection with a person who is known to be hiv postive is 0.1-0.3% (1-3 out of 1000 sexual episodes) on the receptive(female) end and lower on the insertive(male) end. According to these experts.
http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/
However, don't let the statistics fool you. One bad experience, one wrong move, and you are stuck with a disease and potentially fatal immune deficiency syndrome for the remainder of your short-lived life.
You can read a thousand testimonials of people who 'never would have thought so and so had it...' etc.
You can read a thousand testimonials of people who 'never would have thought so and so had it...' etc.
This thread deserves to be bumped.
Remember that many ppl who have a STD don't even have visible effects of disease. So if it looks clean it's maybe not what it seems...
So let's talk not just about HIV here.
Remember that many ppl who have a STD don't even have visible effects of disease. So if it looks clean it's maybe not what it seems...
So let's talk not just about HIV here.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
What the fucck is Dental Dam, doesn't sound like much fun?
Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
Only dorks worry about AIDS.
Smooth as Anything
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
Oh come now!
A guy spends his time worrying about aids instead of going down on his woman, or probably doesn't even have a woman, he's just sitting infront of his monitor worrying; and you don't think that falls within dorkdome?
Well, I hope you all die worried virgins.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Same way we all hope you die from AIDS