Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
So... can you get AIDS by going down on a girl? If so, you need to have abrasions inside your mouth or what? How does it work?
Thanks.
Thanks.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Oral sex & STDs.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
There's gonna be a bunch of ignorant idiots telling you that she has to be "gargling with blood" in order for you to get HIV. So don't listen to them.
The truth is that if you have cavities, have eaten food in the last 2 hours, have micro traumas on your lips, a scratch in your throat, stomach you have about the same chances of getting HIV as by ramming her with your d1ck.
What they don't understand is that one blood cell is enough for you to get the infection. Mouth gets damaged quite often and even the slightest cuts give enough blood to be infected.
And there's about a 100 more infections that you have huge chances of getting through oral sex.
So use condoms and discover such thing called dental dam.
The truth is that if you have cavities, have eaten food in the last 2 hours, have micro traumas on your lips, a scratch in your throat, stomach you have about the same chances of getting HIV as by ramming her with your d1ck.
What they don't understand is that one blood cell is enough for you to get the infection. Mouth gets damaged quite often and even the slightest cuts give enough blood to be infected.
And there's about a 100 more infections that you have huge chances of getting through oral sex.
So use condoms and discover such thing called dental dam.
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????
Stupid aids, it's really starting to piss me off !!!!
Stupid aids, it's really starting to piss me off
!!!!Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
What kind of dork uses a dental dam on his girl?
VoodooChild
Senior Don Juan
The kind who doesn't want AIDS, apparently.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
jmm854
Master Don Juan
The bottom line is if it's your girlfriend you're eating out, assuming you know she doesn't have AIDS, it's a non-issue. However, it's a bad idea to go down on some random slut you pick up at the mall.
VoodooChild
Senior Don Juan
What if she gives you a blow job? What's the STD risk from that? I'd think it'd be greater to her than you... anyone know?
2N Turbo
Senior Don Juan
Its consider low low risk.
And for the chances of getting it if having sex(vaginal) without protection with a person who is known to be hiv postive is 0.1-0.3% (1-3 out of 1000 sexual episodes) on the receptive(female) end and lower on the insertive(male) end. According to these experts.
http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/
However, don't let the statistics fool you. One bad experience, one wrong move, and you are stuck with a disease and potentially fatal immune deficiency syndrome for the remainder of your short-lived life.
You can read a thousand testimonials of people who 'never would have thought so and so had it...' etc.
You can read a thousand testimonials of people who 'never would have thought so and so had it...' etc.
This thread deserves to be bumped.
Remember that many ppl who have a STD don't even have visible effects of disease. So if it looks clean it's maybe not what it seems...
So let's talk not just about HIV here.
Remember that many ppl who have a STD don't even have visible effects of disease. So if it looks clean it's maybe not what it seems...
So let's talk not just about HIV here.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
What the fucck is Dental Dam, doesn't sound like much fun?
Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
Only dorks worry about AIDS.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
Oh come now!
A guy spends his time worrying about aids instead of going down on his woman, or probably doesn't even have a woman, he's just sitting infront of his monitor worrying; and you don't think that falls within dorkdome?
Well, I hope you all die worried virgins.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Same way we all hope you die from AIDS