"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Oral sex & STDs.

Aiken_Drum

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So... can you get AIDS by going down on a girl? If so, you need to have abrasions inside your mouth or what? How does it work?
Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There's gonna be a bunch of ignorant idiots telling you that she has to be "gargling with blood" in order for you to get HIV. So don't listen to them.

The truth is that if you have cavities, have eaten food in the last 2 hours, have micro traumas on your lips, a scratch in your throat, stomach you have about the same chances of getting HIV as by ramming her with your d1ck.

What they don't understand is that one blood cell is enough for you to get the infection. Mouth gets damaged quite often and even the slightest cuts give enough blood to be infected.

And there's about a 100 more infections that you have huge chances of getting through oral sex.

So use condoms and discover such thing called dental dam. :)
 

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WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????
Stupid aids, it's really starting to piss me off :mad: !!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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The bottom line is if it's your girlfriend you're eating out, assuming you know she doesn't have AIDS, it's a non-issue. However, it's a bad idea to go down on some random slut you pick up at the mall.
 

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What if she gives you a blow job? What's the STD risk from that? I'd think it'd be greater to her than you... anyone know?
 

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Originally posted by Aiken_Drum
So... can you get AIDS by going down on a girl? If so, you need to have abrasions inside your mouth or what? How does it work?
Thanks.
Its consider low low risk.

And for the chances of getting it if having sex(vaginal) without protection with a person who is known to be hiv postive is 0.1-0.3% (1-3 out of 1000 sexual episodes) on the receptive(female) end and lower on the insertive(male) end. According to these experts.

http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/
 

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However, don't let the statistics fool you. One bad experience, one wrong move, and you are stuck with a disease and potentially fatal immune deficiency syndrome for the remainder of your short-lived life.

You can read a thousand testimonials of people who 'never would have thought so and so had it...' etc.
 

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This thread deserves to be bumped.

Remember that many ppl who have a STD don't even have visible effects of disease. So if it looks clean it's maybe not what it seems...

So let's talk not just about HIV here.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by Soshyopathe
Only dorks worry about AIDS.
Respect level...dropping...quickly......


<poof>
 

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Originally posted by Soshyopathe
Only dorks worry about AIDS.
What do you expect? He's from f'g Kentucky...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Reto
What do you expect? He's from f'g Kentucky...
Oh come now!

A guy spends his time worrying about aids instead of going down on his woman, or probably doesn't even have a woman, he's just sitting infront of his monitor worrying; and you don't think that falls within dorkdome?

Well, I hope you all die worried virgins.
 

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My brother died of aids... Actually Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma...

It's a pretty horrid death...
 
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