"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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One Liner Text jokes... What are yours?

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Do you send one liner text jokes ?

What are they?

Here's mine: '' If aliens invaded earth. You know why they wouldn't eat clowns? Cause they would taste funny''
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I've never been a joke teller. If I text anything funny, it's something witty, an inside joke, something interesting that happened to me, or something that reflects my personality.
 
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Don't tell jokes via text, it may or may not go over well. Plus, you're also assuming that chick is on the ball enough to get the joke.
 
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I like jokes just for the sake of jokes but I wouldn't tell jokes over text to chicks. Thats basically saying that you're her personal entertainment.

Most of the jokes I tell are observational.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I thought the jokes in this thread sucked and I have a very open sense of humor...depends in how well you can identify her humor I think.
 
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I was in Paris with an ex and we walked by where Princess Diana
was killed in a car crash....

I turned and asked her "hey, how come Superman didn't save Princess Diana?"

She looked at me and said "I know, right?"

I said...."Well......because he's in a wheelchair..."
 
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I've been working on text game hard over the past few weeks--total sticking point for me since forever, so the whole SS idea of Only text to setup dates was really appealing since it allowed me to stick to my comfort zone (even though in retrospect it's cost me a ton of lays).

But I've been having good results just telling myself little inside jokes in my text convos with girls. Whether they get it or not or are entertained by them or not doesn't really matter, that's not the point--but it keeps me engaged which keeps them engaged. I just say a bunch of off the wall ****--back and forth, switching subjects, basically having a conversation with myself that they're allowed to witness and to experience emotionally.
 
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Desdinova said:
I've never been a joke teller. If I text anything funny, it's something witty, an inside joke, something interesting that happened to me, or something that reflects my personality.
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I don't get it. That wasn't funny. :D
 
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Von said:
Here's mine: '' If aliens invaded earth. You know why they wouldn't eat clowns? Cause they would taste funny''
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This is the type of thing you would text a friend, not a girl you're trying to bang. Otherwise this roughly translates to, "Please like me"
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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Usually text only to get the date... but i use "one liners" as a sort of keep in touch or reinitiate à contact.

Some girls reply, some don't.... that i have laid them/kissed them/friendzone them as not been a variable in the response rate.

Girl i got friday.... didn't reply
Girl in another city coming back in 2months replied to all (i told her i would call her in may, she sent her digits, i Texted her 2 jokes since)
Girl i laid but now live abroad... did reply to one, but not the other
2 girls who i got the phone no replies
Girl friends... 100% reply

Its to reopen contact out of the blue... than 1 week later if i am free ask them out
 
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I agree with Yewki. Texting jokes to women is a no-no in my world. Their little brainlets don't even comprehend the humor half the time. It also comes off as try-hard.

Of course sometimes a joke will work, but the odds are so high that it won't that it's best to steer clear unless you're an absolute master at text game.
 
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Her: OMG How long have you been playing Guitar?

Me: Since the summer of '69........
Her: Wut?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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I dont mind the jokes over text. Its a good breaker instead of the boring "hey how are you?"

Just make sure there something she will get it otherwise its a fail or you come on to hard.

I used to just text random things to chicks, the jokes will be around women. For example.

"So this chick told me she wanted a guy that'll take her breath away....so I punched her in the chest"

"This girl I was seeing said that I never see things from her perspective, so I went to the kitchen"

Stuff like this would get girls responding like: "LMAO OMG Your such an d1ck!!!!"
 
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