"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OMG I met a HB8 and just chatted with her... this is scary

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LOL, Nunya bizzness MacAvoy!

In anycase MNIN if this chick is serious pass her number off to potato.:crackup:
 
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Just got an email from this crazy person and she is asking if I'm "interested in going to the movies" with her this weekend. After what she told me in this chat, I am not sure what the hell is going on.


I reread her profile, and it is completely normal no red flags. This has got to be some sh!t test to see how I will react after that joke about the abuse right?
 

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Don't waste anymore time on her. You're acting disparate. Forget her.
 
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tick37 said:
Don't waste anymore time on her. You're acting disparate. Forget her.

Where's the fun in that dude?

I told her "meet me at blah blah for a drink Saturday at 7pm. Maybe we could see a movie, the theater is right next door"
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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If you don't want to take anyone's advice, then stop posting. I'm done with you!
 
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tick37 said:
If you don't want to take anyone's advice, then stop posting. I'm done with you!

I take plenty of advice, believe me. This woman is entertainment for me at this point, I'm bored as hell. Free entertainment and you want me to just delete her? Come on now!

And btw she just said meeting me Saturday "sounds good".
 

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MOLESTATION IS EXTREMELY COMMON PLACE IN AMERICA BUT MANY WoMEN JUST LIve WITH IT and seldom tell any one about it.... And the sad part is that as males become more desperate due to the growing rift between males and females you can expect too see much more advantage being taken of young females in their own homes by family members etc.
 
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DonGorgon said:
MOLESTATION IS EXTREMELY COMMON PLACE IN AMERICA BUT MANY WoMEN JUST LIve WITH IT and seldom tell any one about it.... And the sad part is that as males become more desperate due to the growing rift between males and females you can expect too see much more advantage being taken of young females in their own homes by family members etc.
Yeah, I had to hear from my first girlfriend in high-school that her father molested her. I wanted to kill the guy, but not much I could do. She was really messed up. She slit her wrists at a party one time.

Aside from that I am still having trouble thinking this isn't a joke. I'll meet her for a drink and we'll laugh over it. She said she is into "psychology", so I am still leaning toward some kind of sh!t test here.

She wants to see if I am some AFC who will believe everything she says in chat?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yeah, I had to hear from my first girlfriend in high-school that her father molested her. I wanted to kill the guy, but not much I could do. She was really messed up. She slit her wrists at a party one time.
MANY FATHERS and BROTHERS SECRETLY VIEW THE females in their family as possessions.. and believe they have some right to them sexually . many female celebrities have come out and admitted that they were molested including Oprah...
 
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DonGorgon said:
MANY FATHERS and BROTHERS SECRETLY VIEW THE females in their family as possessions.. and believe they have some right to them sexually . many female celebrities have come out and admitted that they were molested including Oprah...

Yeah, so what do you think about the chat bro? We have confirmed to meet each other at the bar. I'm just going in with the frame that I never even had this chat with her.
 
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well I am supposed to be meeting this one in less than 2 days... This should be interesting...

She is a strong flake candidate, but we'll see. I still think we'll be laughing at this stupid joke over drinks...IF it was a joke but.... if it wasn't?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I don't think it was a joke... a test, yes.
So you don't think she was making it up and it's true? What kind of test?

Interested in seeing the rest of the chat?
 
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Hey brothers! I have been chatting with her this morning, check this out! She started telling me about some other guy she is seeing and asking if I care? LOL
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MNIN: hey, I'm back. You can see who you want, why would I care about that??

HB8: I don't know, I just have not been in this situation before so i don't really know how to handle it

HB8: this is all very new to me

MNIN: It's cool, I see people too.

HB8: I didn't mean to sound like an idiot, I was trying to be nice and honest

HB8: I am just seriously very new to this and I don't know how this crap works

MNIN: You seem very honest. that's one of the reasons I sent you a message :)
MNIN: the honest look in your eyes

HB8: gee, thanks! never heard it like that before

MNIN: You're welcome

HB8: nice, thanks

MNIN: So are you any fun? You seem like you might be

HB8: I can be loads of fun, sometimes I am a drag though
HB8: I can get all moody

MNIN: Well then you'll have a field day with me LOL
HB8: I am sure
HB8: just a heads up I will probably be a bit quiet at first

MNIN: I don't really know, you look outgoing and fun in your pictures. Something about that smile - friendly and sweet and a little bratty.
HB8: yeah, I can be all of those things
HB8: the last one especially if I don't get my way

MNIN: lol oh yeah? I'll keep that in mind
HB8: do you smoke?

MNIN: occasionally
MNIN: you?
HB8: I am trying desperately to quit

MNIN: so what else do you want to know about me? Unless you like chilling with people you know nothing about lol
MNIN: unless that excites you

HB8: not really, what do you want to tell me?
MNIN: I guess you'll just have to find out then :)
HB8: well, that is usually a good way to get to know a person is to hang out with them, but if there is something you feel I desperately need to know then spill or, I will ask some questions I guess
MNIN: well

HB8: what do you do? where do you work? do you live alone? do you have any pets? Do you like your job? what kinda car do you drive? what kinda car do you WISH you drove?

MNIN: you already know about my ex wives and kids right? so as long as you're cool with that...

HB8: are you a neat freak or are you whatever where ever?
HB8: yeah, you said like 9 kids right? or was it 9 wives? I don't reacal

MNIN: LOL nah i don't have any ex wives or kids
MNIN: but let's see yeah i live alone.. yeah my job as an ass model is tough but it pays the bills...nah I'm not a neat freak..yeah i'm an animal lover... what else did you want to know?

MNIN: I drive a ferrari but it's in the shop so I'm on foot right now ;-)


HB8: how long have you been on -----?

MNIN: since new years... I'm just tired of the shallow relationships with models and actresses, so I decided to try and meet a girl on the internet.

MNIN: how about you?

HB8: I have not dated anyone since last Feb

HB8: ended badly so it took some time to get over, now i am looking to start something new but I know i am not going to find it at a bar
 

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She is trying to Friend Zone you, but backs off a little when you're ****y and funny. Ignore her for a week.
 
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Nighthawk said:
She is trying to Friend Zone you, but backs off a little when you're ****y and funny. Ignore her for a week.

That's a difficult thing to do because I am meeting her tomorrow.
 

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He won't back off because he doesn't know what playing the game really means. He'll be available every time she wants to chat.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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