"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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OMFG!! Help! I have peeing issue.

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I've noticed this the past few months only, before that everything was alright, I think.

Because of my foreskin, and what not, I miss when I pee. On good days I just wet the toylet and maybe carpet and floor, but bad days I pee my pants. Today I done just that, and I didn't even notice.


Here is the deal, the foreskin, plus perhaps the fact that I can pee for much longer than I think I can after I think I'm done if that makes much sense. After I'm done, I can still squize several ounces if I try harder.


WTF is going on?????
 

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You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Do you clean it? Might be dried out *** blocking.
 
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I clean it during shower. But not in between. Should I clean it in between too? Yea, skin is dry when this happens and back somewhat. Head rubbing against underwear.
 
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can you pull your forsaking back all the way? pull it back before you pee.

I have a similar issue and it started at your age. My pee stream is too powerful and I doesn't come out in a nice line. I just sit down on the toilet, It's OK at the troff if I'm careful. My GF makes fun of me but it's no big deal.
 
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I can use urinals just fine, as long as I make sure I squize after I'm done. Otherwise I'll take pee in my pans.

I'm 26, and this happening. Man.

Why did it even started? Sure I can pull the skin back, watch how I pee, etc.. But why am I having this problem in the first place?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
 
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I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
 
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You probably just have some left over semen in there from the prior nights bed time beat off session...
 
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spesmilitis said:
If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
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It's the shape of the hole. Like when your put your finger over half the hose it sprays. I'm not going to do anything about it because It would require cutting or something:nervous:
 
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HandyAndy said:
I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
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o_O.

to original poster, maybe just sit down on the toilet next time.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE!!! BEYATCH!!! :crackup:



It's ok now. Appears that semen is the culprit. How? I'm clueless. But none the less, when there is no beating off or wh0re mangring, I still get a wet spot on my undies even after I shake it off. Perhaps it's my satin boxers, perhaps something else. As long as I don't get my pants wet it's all good.
 
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