Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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OMFG!! Help! I have peeing issue.

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I've noticed this the past few months only, before that everything was alright, I think.

Because of my foreskin, and what not, I miss when I pee. On good days I just wet the toylet and maybe carpet and floor, but bad days I pee my pants. Today I done just that, and I didn't even notice.


Here is the deal, the foreskin, plus perhaps the fact that I can pee for much longer than I think I can after I think I'm done if that makes much sense. After I'm done, I can still squize several ounces if I try harder.


WTF is going on?????
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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WesCottII

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Do you clean it? Might be dried out *** blocking.
 

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I clean it during shower. But not in between. Should I clean it in between too? Yea, skin is dry when this happens and back somewhat. Head rubbing against underwear.
 

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can you pull your forsaking back all the way? pull it back before you pee.

I have a similar issue and it started at your age. My pee stream is too powerful and I doesn't come out in a nice line. I just sit down on the toilet, It's OK at the troff if I'm careful. My GF makes fun of me but it's no big deal.
 

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I can use urinals just fine, as long as I make sure I squize after I'm done. Otherwise I'll take pee in my pans.

I'm 26, and this happening. Man.

Why did it even started? Sure I can pull the skin back, watch how I pee, etc.. But why am I having this problem in the first place?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
 

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I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
 

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You probably just have some left over semen in there from the prior nights bed time beat off session...
 

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spesmilitis said:
If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
It's the shape of the hole. Like when your put your finger over half the hose it sprays. I'm not going to do anything about it because It would require cutting or something:nervous:
 

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HandyAndy said:
I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
o_O.

to original poster, maybe just sit down on the toilet next time.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE!!! BEYATCH!!! :crackup:



It's ok now. Appears that semen is the culprit. How? I'm clueless. But none the less, when there is no beating off or wh0re mangring, I still get a wet spot on my undies even after I shake it off. Perhaps it's my satin boxers, perhaps something else. As long as I don't get my pants wet it's all good.
 
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