"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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OMFG!! Help! I have peeing issue.

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I've noticed this the past few months only, before that everything was alright, I think.

Because of my foreskin, and what not, I miss when I pee. On good days I just wet the toylet and maybe carpet and floor, but bad days I pee my pants. Today I done just that, and I didn't even notice.


Here is the deal, the foreskin, plus perhaps the fact that I can pee for much longer than I think I can after I think I'm done if that makes much sense. After I'm done, I can still squize several ounces if I try harder.


WTF is going on?????
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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WesCottII

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Do you clean it? Might be dried out *** blocking.
 

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I clean it during shower. But not in between. Should I clean it in between too? Yea, skin is dry when this happens and back somewhat. Head rubbing against underwear.
 

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can you pull your forsaking back all the way? pull it back before you pee.

I have a similar issue and it started at your age. My pee stream is too powerful and I doesn't come out in a nice line. I just sit down on the toilet, It's OK at the troff if I'm careful. My GF makes fun of me but it's no big deal.
 

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I can use urinals just fine, as long as I make sure I squize after I'm done. Otherwise I'll take pee in my pans.

I'm 26, and this happening. Man.

Why did it even started? Sure I can pull the skin back, watch how I pee, etc.. But why am I having this problem in the first place?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
 

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I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
 

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You probably just have some left over semen in there from the prior nights bed time beat off session...
 

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spesmilitis said:
If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
It's the shape of the hole. Like when your put your finger over half the hose it sprays. I'm not going to do anything about it because It would require cutting or something:nervous:
 

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HandyAndy said:
I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
o_O.

to original poster, maybe just sit down on the toilet next time.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE!!! BEYATCH!!! :crackup:



It's ok now. Appears that semen is the culprit. How? I'm clueless. But none the less, when there is no beating off or wh0re mangring, I still get a wet spot on my undies even after I shake it off. Perhaps it's my satin boxers, perhaps something else. As long as I don't get my pants wet it's all good.
 
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