"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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OMFG!! Help! I have peeing issue.

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I've noticed this the past few months only, before that everything was alright, I think.

Because of my foreskin, and what not, I miss when I pee. On good days I just wet the toylet and maybe carpet and floor, but bad days I pee my pants. Today I done just that, and I didn't even notice.


Here is the deal, the foreskin, plus perhaps the fact that I can pee for much longer than I think I can after I think I'm done if that makes much sense. After I'm done, I can still squize several ounces if I try harder.


WTF is going on?????
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you clean it? Might be dried out *** blocking.
 
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I clean it during shower. But not in between. Should I clean it in between too? Yea, skin is dry when this happens and back somewhat. Head rubbing against underwear.
 
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can you pull your forsaking back all the way? pull it back before you pee.

I have a similar issue and it started at your age. My pee stream is too powerful and I doesn't come out in a nice line. I just sit down on the toilet, It's OK at the troff if I'm careful. My GF makes fun of me but it's no big deal.
 
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I can use urinals just fine, as long as I make sure I squize after I'm done. Otherwise I'll take pee in my pans.

I'm 26, and this happening. Man.

Why did it even started? Sure I can pull the skin back, watch how I pee, etc.. But why am I having this problem in the first place?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
 
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I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
 
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You probably just have some left over semen in there from the prior nights bed time beat off session...
 
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spesmilitis said:
If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
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It's the shape of the hole. Like when your put your finger over half the hose it sprays. I'm not going to do anything about it because It would require cutting or something:nervous:
 
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HandyAndy said:
I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
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o_O.

to original poster, maybe just sit down on the toilet next time.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE!!! BEYATCH!!! :crackup:



It's ok now. Appears that semen is the culprit. How? I'm clueless. But none the less, when there is no beating off or wh0re mangring, I still get a wet spot on my undies even after I shake it off. Perhaps it's my satin boxers, perhaps something else. As long as I don't get my pants wet it's all good.
 
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