"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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OMFG!! Help! I have peeing issue.

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I've noticed this the past few months only, before that everything was alright, I think.

Because of my foreskin, and what not, I miss when I pee. On good days I just wet the toylet and maybe carpet and floor, but bad days I pee my pants. Today I done just that, and I didn't even notice.


Here is the deal, the foreskin, plus perhaps the fact that I can pee for much longer than I think I can after I think I'm done if that makes much sense. After I'm done, I can still squize several ounces if I try harder.


WTF is going on?????
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Do you clean it? Might be dried out *** blocking.
 
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I clean it during shower. But not in between. Should I clean it in between too? Yea, skin is dry when this happens and back somewhat. Head rubbing against underwear.
 
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can you pull your forsaking back all the way? pull it back before you pee.

I have a similar issue and it started at your age. My pee stream is too powerful and I doesn't come out in a nice line. I just sit down on the toilet, It's OK at the troff if I'm careful. My GF makes fun of me but it's no big deal.
 
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I can use urinals just fine, as long as I make sure I squize after I'm done. Otherwise I'll take pee in my pans.

I'm 26, and this happening. Man.

Why did it even started? Sure I can pull the skin back, watch how I pee, etc.. But why am I having this problem in the first place?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
 
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I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
 
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You probably just have some left over semen in there from the prior nights bed time beat off session...
 
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spesmilitis said:
If the foreskin is out of they way, I don't see whats causing your stream to be weird.
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It's the shape of the hole. Like when your put your finger over half the hose it sprays. I'm not going to do anything about it because It would require cutting or something:nervous:
 
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HandyAndy said:
I was like 6 when i went to the bathroom and my piss came out in 2 streams lol, i was like MOM!!!!!!!!!! she came and im like nevermind...it straightened out..
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o_O.

to original poster, maybe just sit down on the toilet next time.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE!!! BEYATCH!!! :crackup:



It's ok now. Appears that semen is the culprit. How? I'm clueless. But none the less, when there is no beating off or wh0re mangring, I still get a wet spot on my undies even after I shake it off. Perhaps it's my satin boxers, perhaps something else. As long as I don't get my pants wet it's all good.
 
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