Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Welcome to Northern California.
Now to see all the replies about "she's an old hag that's seen more cawk than a urinal at Grand Central Station"...
But seriously, she's 50 and wants a baby?!
I'm going with Mannequin.One word:
Delusional.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
In all fairness if those photos are real, she's in the top .1% of white woman at that age.You can see how the thirst perpetuates.
Even guys here “nawww 49? No way. She looks fresh.”
Why does this woman’s profile exist? The answer is in the replies above me.
It could be because this person hasn't cracked a smile a day in their life, lol.You can see how the thirst perpetuates.
Even guys here “nawww 49? No way. She looks fresh.”
Why does this woman’s profile exist? The answer is in the replies above me.
You mean..I'd bang her and be gone in the morning
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
literally stfuYou can see how the thirst perpetuates.
Even guys here “nawww 49? No way. She looks fresh.”
Why does this woman’s profile exist? The answer is in the replies above me.
There are other pics of her.Are the photos 20 years old or does she look not bad for 50? Elite level makeup artist?
we get a few, mostly up in the city of SF, and the northern (read:$$$) counties. I’ll post some more if I come across them. Lemme see what pops.Unless she had 20+ eggs frozen in her 30s I think she's SOL.
In all fairness if those photos are real, she's in the top .1% of white woman at that age.
it’s the resting biatch face…It could be because this person hasn't cracked a smile a day in their life, lol.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
She doesn't look 49 in those pictures. Is it possible she made an error entering her birthdate?
She's not dateable and definitely delusional. First off, she has a graduate level degree and is a career woman.
What guy around 45-55 wants to start dealing with a newborn? Why would a 50 year old want to have a newborn? If you're 50 and childless, that's an advantage to similarly aged people. If a guy is dating a woman 40+, he wants her to be childless or have all children as independent adults.
Almost any woman has that many takers.Oh I agree, but I guarantee you she has hundreds of potential takers - it’s just what it is here.
Almost any woman has that many takers.
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Wanting Monogamy as 1,946 Men Await My Swipe (Published 2017)
They met on Bumble and fell into a fun, one-night-a-week, nonexclusive routine — until she realized she liked him.www.nytimes.com
To me this is the "iceberg" version of the RBF. Like underneath that cold, expressionless veneer there lies a monster.it’s the resting biatch face…
@Pan87 not sure why your post is directed at me. I never stated she looked younger than her posted age. My original post was about the “egg storage” and wanting to raise a child/ren at her age.Can’t you guys see the obvious old neck skin in the second pic? Or the saggy body being held together by straps under her dress?
She’s not lying about her age.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.