"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh Fvvvcccckkkkkk!!!!!!!

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So I put my ex on FB status, to help me get over some oneitis, and something VERY bad happened.

Who wants to take a guess at what that is?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hm, she got pregnant? AND you didnt knock her out?
 

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no, I didnt knock her out. im talking on the phone with her as I type. Im not ruling out the possibility that she's lying though. And I doubt she's gonna want to keep it, but HOLY CRAP anyway's!
 

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banGbro said:
I are on the money, so?
So...."Bartender, keep em comin!"

I dont know. Im just venting. Not looking for advice.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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five bucks says shes not, but she wants the relationship back.
i expect a depoist to be made in my paypal account within seven days :)
 

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What exactly did she say?

If she said "My period is late.", "I think I'm pregnant.", "I must be pregnant"...she's probably not.

If she said "I took a test and it's positive", etc...she probably is.
 

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casual, unprotected sex with someone you aren't actually that attracted to -- what a great plan
 

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Obsidian said:
casual, unprotected sex with someone you aren't actually that attracted to -- what a great plan
Looks like a new sheriff is in town boys. Who made you the moral measuring stick? Also, learn to fvcking read. He put his EX on the back burner and now she's pissed she got delegated to FB ( that means Fvck Buddy ).

Genius.
 

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i'm assuming she's his ex for a reason, meaning he didn't want to go out with her anymore
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oh, wow, you guys are delving. Fine, I'll give you details: She is a Jeckyl and Hyde chick. She's rich, high class, hollywood, knows and has dated rock stars and movie stars, incredibly kinky and insane in bed. Sometimes she is the PERFECT woman. The rest of the time, shes a lying, cheating, drunk, psycho. I dumped her when I woke up one day. I was with her for a year, and ignored all the signs cuz I was obsessed, like every other guy. This is the chick, whos "stalker" busted my door down and tried to kill me. Im the only guy who has successfully walked away from her, and Im a broke tatooed rocknroll scumbag. Not her type at all, but she fell in love with me and has never been in love with anyone else.

Anyway, enough time has passed, and I needed to get laid. We're both ok with the fvckbuddy thing, and she has HALF a uterus, and one kidney, and is physically and medically "unable" to get pregnant, hence the unprotected sex. She may very well be lying, but it doesnt sound like it. She is a VERY good liar, though.
 

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Dude. ew

HALF uterous and one kidney, ew


I dumped her when I woke up one day, lol, that is funny. I bet you mean in the morning, just wake up for real, shes not a woman, shes a b1tch
 

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I meant "woke up" as in woke up. I fell out of love and realized that she wasnt the only one, no matter how hot she is. I know shes a ***** and a hor. All I've been doing is letting her buy me dinners and screwing each others brains out. She is super-hot, and sexually, we are a match made in heaven, so thats all it is.
 

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Wyldfire said:
What exactly did she say?

If she said "My period is late.", "I think I'm pregnant.", "I must be pregnant"...she's probably not.

If she said "I took a test and it's positive", etc...she probably is.
She said she took two tests. She said she threw one of them at her roomate for being a dyck about fvcking me again, lol.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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Yeah i knew a girl who is "physically unable" - she is gonna deliver a kid in 3 months.

And.. for a broke dumbass may be this isn't such a bad deal? a rich hot girl?
 

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Look..

1) You need to get some simple status on if she's pregnant. Just be calm. If she's pregnant, then she should take an EPT. If she is, then she should go to a doctor for general care. If she doesn't do these things, then you can openly ask her what's wrong? See what her reaction is. If anything, just wait a couple of months, and her game is over. She doesn't have anywhere to go with this. She's either telling the truth, or playing a game. Give her some rope and see if she hangs herself.

2) You don't have to tell her this part. But, as the dust settles on the pregnancy thing, decide for yourself if you want anything to do with her.. FB or not, given the drama. You know the advice you'll get here on this issue. Decide for yourself.
 

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Obsidian said:
half a uterus, wtf does that mean
It means she has serious medical problems, and half her uterus was removed, along with one kidney. Its nothing weird, you cant tell. it looks and feels fine. The chances of her getting pregnant are astronomical though. The doctor will most likely recomend an abortion for safety reasons. It could kill her.
 
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