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Danger started his own version of How I Met Your Mother.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Official Sosuave poster roast thread?
- Thread starter Naughty Ninja
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Naughty Ninja uses his heightened senses earned from licking shoes to hunt trolls and reveal them to the SS community
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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When Zarky is 89, he will be F-ing nurses at the nursing home to reach his 90 by 90 goal.
Mike32ct will never eat buffalo chicken wraps again because it attracts happy hour AWs who invite you over for three movie dates and never put out.
LivefreeX posts field reports about married sex.
Every newbie is a troll.
If you are a new female poster, 20% of SS members will try to help you, 25% will try to get your number via PM, and 55% will insult you AND try to date you.
A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Some of you guys hate paragraphs. Others love comma splices.
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
Mike32ct will never eat buffalo chicken wraps again because it attracts happy hour AWs who invite you over for three movie dates and never put out.
LivefreeX posts field reports about married sex.
Every newbie is a troll.
If you are a new female poster, 20% of SS members will try to help you, 25% will try to get your number via PM, and 55% will insult you AND try to date you.
A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Some of you guys hate paragraphs. Others love comma splices.
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
Эээээээээээээээээ! Дурак!
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LiveFreeX unwittingly turned his Chinese dream bride into a Western Ho. He told her there's a special chemical in semen that makes women's skin stay young and supple forever. She kept him drained and happy. And was arrested on 2,639 counts of indecent acts on teenage boys.
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LiveFreeX unwittingly turned his Chinese dream bride into a Western Ho. He told her there's a special chemical in semen that makes women's skin stay young and supple forever. She kept him drained and happy. And was arrested on 2,639 counts of indecent acts on teenage boys.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Mike32ct
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The fake passport and license guy won't accept Mo no poly money to pay for his fake documents.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Senor Fingers long ago left So Suave to have a sex change and become a prancing, mincing, Broadway show tune humming manicurist who goes by the moniker Senorita Fingers. Sadly to say a copy of the DJ Bible has been buried and collecting dust under a pile of Cosmopolitan magazines in the waiting area of her shop named "So Suavemente".
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
"Whilst" is how the Brits say it. Pretty funny.Mike32ct said:A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
BigBimbo = :crackup:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
It is rumored that Judge Nismo wears a hot pink thong under his robe.
He belongs to the Panty of the Month club, which is regularly delivered to his chambers.
Case closed.
He belongs to the Panty of the Month club, which is regularly delivered to his chambers.
Case closed.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Senor Fingers quit SS to become a proctologist.
He lost his license when he was caught biting his fingernails immediately after an examination.
He lost his license when he was caught biting his fingernails immediately after an examination.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Atom Smasher and Vice A.K.A Vise Grip have had several secret meetings in the moderators corner on leaving their positions at SS to open a B.D.S.M dungeon below Senorita Fingers shop. Burroughs, Zarky, DonGorgon and GSPSheilds are to serve as their lifelong gimps.
JohnChops
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HAHA this is the best thread ever. "texting KILLS relationships" :crackup: :crackup:Mauser96 said:
AtomSmasher attempted his name in the laboratory and blew himself up along with the rest of sosuave, leaving all the guys selling high quality fake ids no where to spam
Bradd switched over to tranny girls because of his obsession with banging girls in the ass and realized trannys were more attracted to him than regular women :moon: He is now engaged to Enrique :nervous:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
cleaning is womens work.bradd80 said:
And I can blame SS for my grime.Naughty Ninja said:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
JohnChops wrote to backbreaker for a link to his headshot. Chops wants to stare into bb's eyes for several hours at a time in order to antagonize his receptors and increase his secretion of Oxytocin to 24/7 production.
The deal has been put on hold as no one can decipher backbreaker's response.
The deal has been put on hold as no one can decipher backbreaker's response.
JohnChops
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Atom Smasher said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
After Tittie Man came in from shoveling snow today, he was so cold that his SS user name automatically mutated into:
(^) (^)
He confessed in a PM that this also happens every time he reads one of my posts.
(^) (^)
He confessed in a PM that this also happens every time he reads one of my posts.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
First Adam Smasher, then graduated to Ass Smasher, finally to the fine specimen you see bending before you today. :moon:
Just look at my signature. Picasso told me this right after he stuck it in my ear:
First Adam Smasher, then graduated to Ass Smasher, finally to the fine specimen you see bending before you today. :moon:
Just look at my signature. Picasso told me this right after he stuck it in my ear:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
samspade was spotted in a candy store in Nevada sucking on a jolly rancher.
Later he was asked about his favorite TV show, which he revealed to be "Leave it, it's Beever".
(correct spelling was censored).
Later he was asked about his favorite TV show, which he revealed to be "Leave it, it's Beever".
(correct spelling was censored).
sageproduct
Banned
Körniger Frischkäse is in fact THE GUY IN THE VIDEO BELOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8
After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8
After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Little did he know he shouldve taken the class I Teach.sageproduct said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL_vNtelrM
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.