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Danger started his own version of How I Met Your Mother.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Official Sosuave poster roast thread?
- Thread starter Naughty Ninja
- Start date
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Naughty Ninja uses his heightened senses earned from licking shoes to hunt trolls and reveal them to the SS community
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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When Zarky is 89, he will be F-ing nurses at the nursing home to reach his 90 by 90 goal.
Mike32ct will never eat buffalo chicken wraps again because it attracts happy hour AWs who invite you over for three movie dates and never put out.
LivefreeX posts field reports about married sex.
Every newbie is a troll.
If you are a new female poster, 20% of SS members will try to help you, 25% will try to get your number via PM, and 55% will insult you AND try to date you.
A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Some of you guys hate paragraphs. Others love comma splices.
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
Mike32ct will never eat buffalo chicken wraps again because it attracts happy hour AWs who invite you over for three movie dates and never put out.
LivefreeX posts field reports about married sex.
Every newbie is a troll.
If you are a new female poster, 20% of SS members will try to help you, 25% will try to get your number via PM, and 55% will insult you AND try to date you.
A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Some of you guys hate paragraphs. Others love comma splices.
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
Эээээээээээээээээ! Дурак!
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LiveFreeX unwittingly turned his Chinese dream bride into a Western Ho. He told her there's a special chemical in semen that makes women's skin stay young and supple forever. She kept him drained and happy. And was arrested on 2,639 counts of indecent acts on teenage boys.
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LiveFreeX unwittingly turned his Chinese dream bride into a Western Ho. He told her there's a special chemical in semen that makes women's skin stay young and supple forever. She kept him drained and happy. And was arrested on 2,639 counts of indecent acts on teenage boys.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Mike32ct
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The fake passport and license guy won't accept Mo no poly money to pay for his fake documents.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Senor Fingers long ago left So Suave to have a sex change and become a prancing, mincing, Broadway show tune humming manicurist who goes by the moniker Senorita Fingers. Sadly to say a copy of the DJ Bible has been buried and collecting dust under a pile of Cosmopolitan magazines in the waiting area of her shop named "So Suavemente".
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
"Whilst" is how the Brits say it. Pretty funny.Mike32ct said:A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
BigBimbo = :crackup:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
It is rumored that Judge Nismo wears a hot pink thong under his robe.
He belongs to the Panty of the Month club, which is regularly delivered to his chambers.
Case closed.
He belongs to the Panty of the Month club, which is regularly delivered to his chambers.
Case closed.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Senor Fingers quit SS to become a proctologist.
He lost his license when he was caught biting his fingernails immediately after an examination.
He lost his license when he was caught biting his fingernails immediately after an examination.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Atom Smasher and Vice A.K.A Vise Grip have had several secret meetings in the moderators corner on leaving their positions at SS to open a B.D.S.M dungeon below Senorita Fingers shop. Burroughs, Zarky, DonGorgon and GSPSheilds are to serve as their lifelong gimps.
JohnChops
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HAHA this is the best thread ever. "texting KILLS relationships" :crackup: :crackup:Mauser96 said:
AtomSmasher attempted his name in the laboratory and blew himself up along with the rest of sosuave, leaving all the guys selling high quality fake ids no where to spam
Bradd switched over to tranny girls because of his obsession with banging girls in the ass and realized trannys were more attracted to him than regular women :moon: He is now engaged to Enrique :nervous:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
cleaning is womens work.bradd80 said:
And I can blame SS for my grime.Naughty Ninja said:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
JohnChops wrote to backbreaker for a link to his headshot. Chops wants to stare into bb's eyes for several hours at a time in order to antagonize his receptors and increase his secretion of Oxytocin to 24/7 production.
The deal has been put on hold as no one can decipher backbreaker's response.
The deal has been put on hold as no one can decipher backbreaker's response.
JohnChops
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Atom Smasher said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
After Tittie Man came in from shoveling snow today, he was so cold that his SS user name automatically mutated into:
(^) (^)
He confessed in a PM that this also happens every time he reads one of my posts.
(^) (^)
He confessed in a PM that this also happens every time he reads one of my posts.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
First Adam Smasher, then graduated to Ass Smasher, finally to the fine specimen you see bending before you today. :moon:
Just look at my signature. Picasso told me this right after he stuck it in my ear:
First Adam Smasher, then graduated to Ass Smasher, finally to the fine specimen you see bending before you today. :moon:
Just look at my signature. Picasso told me this right after he stuck it in my ear:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
samspade was spotted in a candy store in Nevada sucking on a jolly rancher.
Later he was asked about his favorite TV show, which he revealed to be "Leave it, it's Beever".
(correct spelling was censored).
Later he was asked about his favorite TV show, which he revealed to be "Leave it, it's Beever".
(correct spelling was censored).
sageproduct
Banned
Körniger Frischkäse is in fact THE GUY IN THE VIDEO BELOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8
After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8
After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Little did he know he shouldve taken the class I Teach.sageproduct said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL_vNtelrM
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.