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BeDJ
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Danger started his own version of How I Met Your Mother.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Official Sosuave poster roast thread?
- Thread starter Naughty Ninja
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Naughty Ninja uses his heightened senses earned from licking shoes to hunt trolls and reveal them to the SS community
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2007
- Messages
- 8,411
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- 5,174
When Zarky is 89, he will be F-ing nurses at the nursing home to reach his 90 by 90 goal.
Mike32ct will never eat buffalo chicken wraps again because it attracts happy hour AWs who invite you over for three movie dates and never put out.
LivefreeX posts field reports about married sex.
Every newbie is a troll.
If you are a new female poster, 20% of SS members will try to help you, 25% will try to get your number via PM, and 55% will insult you AND try to date you.
A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Some of you guys hate paragraphs. Others love comma splices.
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
Mike32ct will never eat buffalo chicken wraps again because it attracts happy hour AWs who invite you over for three movie dates and never put out.
LivefreeX posts field reports about married sex.
Every newbie is a troll.
If you are a new female poster, 20% of SS members will try to help you, 25% will try to get your number via PM, and 55% will insult you AND try to date you.
A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Some of you guys hate paragraphs. Others love comma splices.
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
Эээээээээээээээээ! Дурак!
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LiveFreeX unwittingly turned his Chinese dream bride into a Western Ho. He told her there's a special chemical in semen that makes women's skin stay young and supple forever. She kept him drained and happy. And was arrested on 2,639 counts of indecent acts on teenage boys.
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LiveFreeX unwittingly turned his Chinese dream bride into a Western Ho. He told her there's a special chemical in semen that makes women's skin stay young and supple forever. She kept him drained and happy. And was arrested on 2,639 counts of indecent acts on teenage boys.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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The fake passport and license guy won't accept Mo no poly money to pay for his fake documents.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Senor Fingers long ago left So Suave to have a sex change and become a prancing, mincing, Broadway show tune humming manicurist who goes by the moniker Senorita Fingers. Sadly to say a copy of the DJ Bible has been buried and collecting dust under a pile of Cosmopolitan magazines in the waiting area of her shop named "So Suavemente".
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
"Whilst" is how the Brits say it. Pretty funny.Mike32ct said:A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."
Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.
BigBimbo = :crackup:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
It is rumored that Judge Nismo wears a hot pink thong under his robe.
He belongs to the Panty of the Month club, which is regularly delivered to his chambers.
Case closed.
He belongs to the Panty of the Month club, which is regularly delivered to his chambers.
Case closed.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Senor Fingers quit SS to become a proctologist.
He lost his license when he was caught biting his fingernails immediately after an examination.
He lost his license when he was caught biting his fingernails immediately after an examination.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Atom Smasher and Vice A.K.A Vise Grip have had several secret meetings in the moderators corner on leaving their positions at SS to open a B.D.S.M dungeon below Senorita Fingers shop. Burroughs, Zarky, DonGorgon and GSPSheilds are to serve as their lifelong gimps.
JohnChops
Master Don Juan
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HAHA this is the best thread ever. "texting KILLS relationships" :crackup: :crackup:Mauser96 said:
AtomSmasher attempted his name in the laboratory and blew himself up along with the rest of sosuave, leaving all the guys selling high quality fake ids no where to spam
Bradd switched over to tranny girls because of his obsession with banging girls in the ass and realized trannys were more attracted to him than regular women :moon: He is now engaged to Enrique :nervous:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
cleaning is womens work.bradd80 said:
And I can blame SS for my grime.Naughty Ninja said:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
JohnChops wrote to backbreaker for a link to his headshot. Chops wants to stare into bb's eyes for several hours at a time in order to antagonize his receptors and increase his secretion of Oxytocin to 24/7 production.
The deal has been put on hold as no one can decipher backbreaker's response.
The deal has been put on hold as no one can decipher backbreaker's response.
JohnChops
Master Don Juan
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Atom Smasher said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
After Tittie Man came in from shoveling snow today, he was so cold that his SS user name automatically mutated into:
(^) (^)
He confessed in a PM that this also happens every time he reads one of my posts.
(^) (^)
He confessed in a PM that this also happens every time he reads one of my posts.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
First Adam Smasher, then graduated to Ass Smasher, finally to the fine specimen you see bending before you today. :moon:
Just look at my signature. Picasso told me this right after he stuck it in my ear:
First Adam Smasher, then graduated to Ass Smasher, finally to the fine specimen you see bending before you today. :moon:
Just look at my signature. Picasso told me this right after he stuck it in my ear:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
samspade was spotted in a candy store in Nevada sucking on a jolly rancher.
Later he was asked about his favorite TV show, which he revealed to be "Leave it, it's Beever".
(correct spelling was censored).
Later he was asked about his favorite TV show, which he revealed to be "Leave it, it's Beever".
(correct spelling was censored).
sageproduct
Banned
Körniger Frischkäse is in fact THE GUY IN THE VIDEO BELOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8
After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8
After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Little did he know he shouldve taken the class I Teach.sageproduct said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL_vNtelrM
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.