"Not looking for a hookup"

[mrgoodstuff]

LOL. You know how we feel about this around here.

 

[Robert28]

“Unless you’re Chad, then hookups are definitely on the table. You don’t even have to take me on a date”

they always leave out that part. Kinda like the “I’m not ready for a relationship right now”. Everyone knows they mean “with you” when they say that.

women need newer lines.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Of course, she isn't!

She's looking for someone to hook her up!


...her and her three kids!

Puzzy upfront keeps a man safe

 

[Georgepithyou]

Those poor kids

 

[tony.shai]

“Unless you’re Chad, then hookups are definitely on the table. You don’t even have to take me on a date”

they always leave out that part. Kinda like the “I’m not ready for a relationship right now”. Everyone knows they mean “with you” when they say that.

women need newer lines.

Or going through some "drama"/hardship etc... More or less translating to "evaluating multiple d1cks atm"

 

[Machine10033]

She’s a good mom !

 

[Scars]

Listen to her actions, not her words.. lol

 

[RickTheToad]

LOL. You know how we feel about this around here.

Yes, she is... For the right dude $$$$

 

[RickTheToad]

I just find it amazing that females with 3+ children think you have a shot (or call the shots) with real dudes. They literally have zero to offer but a good time.

 

[ubercat]

Best thing about single moms. If they be gone to effort/ expense of a sitter they re dtf. The other great thing about single moms is....oh wait...

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Best thing about single moms. If they be gone to effort/ expense of a sitter they re dtf. The other great thing about single moms is....oh wait...

Single mom has less time to play games. Usually she's going to fvck with who she's trying to fvck with.

 

[RickTheToad]

Assuming she can get a sitter

I dated a single mom back in my 20's. DTF on the first night. Her mom watched her offspring while she took a ride on the d-train.

 

[RickTheToad]

I used to know a divorced nurse who'd call me to come over, from time-to-time. It was always uncomfortable walking between her small kids and the cartoons she turned on to amuse then, on my way back to mommy's room.

You think that's bad, her "kid" was 18. When we went into the other room and closed it, her daughter and her friends started laughing. She moved too fast and there was something all over her face (she usually swallowed). It was an experience.

 

[RickTheToad]

Awkward

The daughter and her friends were HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. It was so weird. Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out how to get the mom and the 18 y.o. daughter in bed. I got rid of her not too much long after because she disrespected me. So, I wasn't able to do that. Sigh.

 

[ubercat]

I ve had them bring the kid into the bed after we ve done the deed. WTF. Needless to say I took that as my exit sign.

 

[Visionist]

...her "kid" was 18.

...daughter...

Did you fück the daughter too?

 

[RickTheToad]

Did you fück the daughter too?

Wish, but no. It would had been an experience to have both at the same time. ;'p

 

[bcude]

The daughter and her friends were HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. It was so weird. Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out how to get the mom and the 18 y.o. daughter in bed. I got rid of her not too much long after because she disrespected me. So, I wasn't able to do that. Sigh.

Won't lie, got a hard on reading that. Don't ruin my no-fap over here you animal.

 

[Visionist]

What is the best way to entice a mother to partake in a little ménage a trois with her female offspring and me?

Asking for a friend.

 

[RickTheToad]

What is the best way to entice a mother to partake in a little ménage a trois with her female offspring and me?

Asking for a friend.

Wish I knew. @Amante Silvestre prob. knows. He's the nuclear Italian Stallion of the forum.