mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
LOL. You know how we feel about this around here.
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That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Puzzy upfront keeps a man safeOf course, she isn't!
She's looking for someone to hook her up!
...her and her three kids!
Or going through some "drama"/hardship etc... More or less translating to "evaluating multiple d1cks atm"“Unless you’re Chad, then hookups are definitely on the table. You don’t even have to take me on a date”
they always leave out that part. Kinda like the “I’m not ready for a relationship right now”. Everyone knows they mean “with you” when they say that.
women need newer lines.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Yes, she is... For the right dude $$$$LOL. You know how we feel about this around here.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Single mom has less time to play games. Usually she's going to fvck with who she's trying to fvck with.Best thing about single moms. If they be gone to effort/ expense of a sitter they re dtf. The other great thing about single moms is....oh wait...
I dated a single mom back in my 20's. DTF on the first night. Her mom watched her offspring while she took a ride on the d-train.Assuming she can get a sitter
You think that's bad, her "kid" was 18. When we went into the other room and closed it, her daughter and her friends started laughing. She moved too fast and there was something all over her face (she usually swallowed). It was an experience.I used to know a divorced nurse who'd call me to come over, from time-to-time. It was always uncomfortable walking between her small kids and the cartoons she turned on to amuse then, on my way back to mommy's room.
The daughter and her friends were HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. It was so weird. Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out how to get the mom and the 18 y.o. daughter in bed. I got rid of her not too much long after because she disrespected me. So, I wasn't able to do that. Sigh.Awkward
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Did you fück the daughter too?...her "kid" was 18.
...daughter...
Wish, but no. It would had been an experience to have both at the same time. ;'pDid you fück the daughter too?
Won't lie, got a hard on reading that. Don't ruin my no-fap over here you animal.The daughter and her friends were HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. It was so weird. Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out how to get the mom and the 18 y.o. daughter in bed. I got rid of her not too much long after because she disrespected me. So, I wasn't able to do that. Sigh.
Wish I knew. @Amante Silvestre prob. knows. He's the nuclear Italian Stallion of the forum.What is the best way to entice a mother to partake in a little ménage a trois with her female offspring and me?
Asking for a friend.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.