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The daughter and her friends were HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. It was so weird. Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out how to get the mom and the 18 y.o. daughter in bed. I got rid of her not too much long after because she disrespected me. So, I wasn't able to do that. Sigh.
 

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I ve had them bring the kid into the bed after we ve done the deed. WTF. Needless to say I took that as my exit sign.
 

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The daughter and her friends were HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. It was so weird. Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out how to get the mom and the 18 y.o. daughter in bed. I got rid of her not too much long after because she disrespected me. So, I wasn't able to do that. Sigh.
Won't lie, got a hard on reading that. Don't ruin my no-fap over here you animal.
 
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What is the best way to entice a mother to partake in a little ménage a trois with her female offspring and me?

Asking for a friend.
 

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Wish I knew. @Amante Silvestre prob. knows. He's the nuclear Italian Stallion of the forum.
This is easy.

First you introduce them to their first bump of heroin. Tell them the dangers are overhyped and it’s not as addictive as they say. Tell them it’s actually mellow.

Watch them puke and hate it.

Tell them it’s typical for first timers and it’s always better after a few times.

Wait until they develop a physical addiction.

Fund their addiction for 3 years. Don’t worry, you can stomp down on the quality with Ajax. They’ll never know.

After they deplete their savings, pawn everything they own, borrow money until no one will lend them any anymore and they have been arrested a few times for stealing, cut them completely off and wait 24-48 hours.

Come back with a kilo of heroin, slap it on the table, whip out your salami and tell them they know what to do.

Viola!

Threesome with mommy and daughter.

You’re welcome.
 

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LOL. You know how we feel about this around here.
Never take anything a woman says seriously, especially on a dating app. Look at what she does. She clearly wants to be diicked down really hard, but by a dude that does it effortlessly. That 'no hookups' line is to weed out weak men.
 
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These women with their stupid "No hookups" in their profiles. If I would have a $1 for each woman that said no hookups, but then hooked up with someone, I'd be rich. They say the opposite of what they want. Maybe I should set my profile to read "If you have state no hookups on your profile, than pass me up"
 

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This is easy.

First you introduce them to their first bump of heroin. Tell them the dangers are overhyped and it’s not as addictive as they say. Tell them it’s actually mellow.

Watch them puke and hate it.

Tell them it’s typical for first timers and it’s always better after a few times.

Wait until they develop a physical addiction.

Fund their addiction for 3 years. Don’t worry, you can stomp down on the quality with Ajax. They’ll never know.

After they deplete their savings, pawn everything they own, borrow money until no one will lend them any anymore and they have been arrested a few times for stealing, cut them completely off and wait 24-48 hours.

Come back with a kilo of heroin, slap it on the table, whip out your salami and tell them they know what to do.

Viola!

Threesome with mommy and daughter.

You’re welcome.
Some how I feel there is a bit of truth and history on this scheme @Amante Silvestre... You've lived a wild life I see. I can see why you are now ready to throw in the single life.
 

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Some how I feel there is a bit of truth and history on this scheme @Amante Silvestre... You've lived a wild life I see. I can see why you are now ready to throw in the single life.
Yeah. Fvck it. I’m ready to grow potatoes.

I’m putting in an offer on this place.

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And then just sit back and watch this in the kitchen:

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I’m good.
 

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Yeah. Fvck it. I’m ready to grow potatoes.

I’m putting in an offer on this place.

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And then just sit back and watch this in the kitchen:

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I’m good.
With the exception of the female picture, how much would it typically cost for a place like this, that has easy access from the main road and perhaps maybe a 45 minutes drive to a decent city of say a 300-400k population?

Land looks real fertile, especially the back area.
 
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Yeah. Fvck it. I’m ready to grow potatoes.

I’m putting in an offer on this place.

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And then just sit back and watch this in the kitchen:

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I’m good.
Looks like Bedford or surrounding areas in Upper Westchester. You'd have to deal with septic.. That ain't fun. I find ladies are better with lingerie or no clothes on when in house. But hey, that's me.

Before she moves in or you sign the dotted contract, please seriously consider a cohabitation agreement and a pre-nup. Heaven forbid anything goes south, she may own interest in the home and part of your retirement; especially if she helped decorate or improve the value. Speak to a lawyer. Has to be signed more than 6 months ahead of any marriage license. Many people have masks.. Just make sure she's not wearing one. @Amante Silvestre, you don't know me from a pebble on the side of the street. However, I speak from the heart and have nothing to gain. If she "loves" and cares about you, she'd have no reason not to sign.
 

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With the exception of the female picture, how much would it typically cost for a place like this, that has easy access from the main road and perhaps maybe a 45 minutes drive to a decent city of say a 300-400k population?

Land looks real fertile, especially the back area.
Probably ballpark 1.2 to 1.5 million, for a sizable working farm near a large population center of several hundred thousand like you say.

You can also find a place like that for under $100K, but it won’t be close to a city of that size, it won’t be a working farm and it will need a lot of work to get it back there. It’s basically just an old farm house with some land.


And then there’s stuff in between. It depends what you ultimately want to do with it.
 

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Looks like Bedford or surrounding areas in Upper Westchester. You'd have to deal with septic.. That ain't fun. I find ladies are better with lingerie or no clothes on when in house. But hey, that's me.
This place is up on the Canadian border.

And she does that too.;)


Before she moves in or you sign the dotted contract, please seriously consider a cohabitation agreement and a pre-nup. Heaven forbid anything goes south, she may own interest in the home and part of your retirement; especially if she helped decorate or improve the value. Speak to a lawyer. Has to be signed more than 6 months ahead of any marriage license. Many people have masks.. Just make sure she's not wearing one. @Amante Silvestre, you don't know me from a pebble on the side of the street. However, I speak from the heart and have nothing to gain. If she "loves" and cares about you, she'd have no reason not to sign.
I’ve staved off marriage for 47 years. There are reasons why I’m ok with going the distance with this one.

She refused alimony from her first husband.

This is the house her parents left her:

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She doesn’t want it. She’s just handing it off to her brothers. I’m actually surprised she isn’t asking ME to sign a prenup.

She’s perfectly fine with me leaving a 6 figure job to go live a life that, on paper anyway, looks like poverty (but not exactly). She’s putting up half the money to buy property. No loans. We’re buying cash. No debt. No credit cards. Nothing. Either one of us. Once we get a place, it’s just taxes, insurance and everyday expenses.

I have always been unconventional in how I do things, and because of that, I don’t typically have to worry about the same issues other people normally would.

I’ve spend years positioning myself so that I can basically semi-retire early without a big nest egg at all. Once I buy a piece of property I will be set up to get by just fine on a part time job. I don’t need 6 figures anymore. I don’t need to work 40 hours+ anymore. So even if things don’t work out and she turns into a completely different person, worst case is we split the property and go out separate ways. There will be no custody battles. She won’t get much for alimony even if she got it because the entire marriage is going to look like poverty on paper, outside of the real estate, which like I said, she’s putting up half up front anyway

One of the reasons I’m even considering doing this is because I have absolutely no fears of the consequences. I’m confident I will come out just fine regardless of what happens.

If in 10 years I end up single again and living in a one room cabin I built myself on 20 acres, god fvcking bless America. I’ll be just fine with that.
 
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