"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Nose Scratching Break up

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I was driving down the street earlier and I was stopped at the lights and im sitting there scratching my nose my GF pulls up beside me and she turns and looks at me.

Now from her angle it looked like i was picking my nose BUT I WAS ONLY SCRATCHING ninjas do not pick. I turn and she has this shocked look on her face and i knew straight away what had happened and im saying "No No its not what you think" then the light goes green and i had to go she was turning.

Then 1 hour later when we were supposed to meet up she doesn’t show up I call her NO ANSWER. Then she sends me a text message "I don’t think we should see each other no more" :eek:.

I call her and im like “why?” and she says “I saw you in your car im not dumb its disgusting”. I tried to explain she wouldn’t listen and she hung up. I WASN’T PICKIGN she saw it wrong I don’t know what to do now.

What’s so bad about picking anyway huh? IF I PICK DO I NOT BLEED AM I NOT HUMAN???
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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no woman would do that.

-she has to wipe her ass too/ take a ****
-she blows her nose
-she has to stick a tampon up her bleeding nasty pvssy
-she has to clean up that gross guey make up that is on the corner of her eyes

there is probably another 20 gross things she does, and she dumps you just because she had an impression you ware picking your nose. give me a brake, and quit making things up.
 
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ummm..then the chick wasn't worth it....keep it moving...thats pretty damn petty
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
 
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are you ppl THAT bored?:whistle:

Laterz...
 
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Originally posted by Black_Italian
hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
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What does he win? I suggest sending him a SoSuave windbreaker with his name embroidered on the front.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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stop posting seinfeld episodes as threads...
 
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Man its 11:38 pm on a Friday night and i just got back from work. YES I AM THAT BORED. Plus i think its funny better than half the threads in this forum.

Would you rather read some AFC saying " i know this girl and today she was next to me and she blinked twice in a row DOES THIS MEAN SHE LIKES ME?? Please help guys i love this girl?" ??

HaHaHa see Spider is cool......
 
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Well, that was, a waste of time... :down:

Lol I can forgive you cos ur bored man... but your gonna be like the boy who cries wolf. One of these days you'll have a real relationship problem and everyone on here will be like 'Yeah, whatever man!! STFU!!'... lol

Just a warning

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Black_Italian: SHUT UP MAN! How can you be bored? I thought you would be kicking some @ss like a good little ninja!:D caaaaaaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaaa...
 
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We should have a contest called ‘The Trolling Olympics’. The gold metal match would be Black_Italian vs DrBeard.
 
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DrBeard post all bull**** i just post some when it is needed to break up to monotony of this forum.

An no im not out shagging because i just got home from work and i dont want to do anythign but sit down right now. Tomorrow night is shagging night :p.

Ahhh sh*t i actuly asked a girl out today lol i dont think tomorrow night will be shagging night :(. The downside to having a hot glamma HB9.5 gf thats not really open about sex :(
 
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