"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Nose Scratching Break up

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I was driving down the street earlier and I was stopped at the lights and im sitting there scratching my nose my GF pulls up beside me and she turns and looks at me.

Now from her angle it looked like i was picking my nose BUT I WAS ONLY SCRATCHING ninjas do not pick. I turn and she has this shocked look on her face and i knew straight away what had happened and im saying "No No its not what you think" then the light goes green and i had to go she was turning.

Then 1 hour later when we were supposed to meet up she doesn’t show up I call her NO ANSWER. Then she sends me a text message "I don’t think we should see each other no more" :eek:.

I call her and im like “why?” and she says “I saw you in your car im not dumb its disgusting”. I tried to explain she wouldn’t listen and she hung up. I WASN’T PICKIGN she saw it wrong I don’t know what to do now.

What’s so bad about picking anyway huh? IF I PICK DO I NOT BLEED AM I NOT HUMAN???
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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no woman would do that.

-she has to wipe her ass too/ take a ****
-she blows her nose
-she has to stick a tampon up her bleeding nasty pvssy
-she has to clean up that gross guey make up that is on the corner of her eyes

there is probably another 20 gross things she does, and she dumps you just because she had an impression you ware picking your nose. give me a brake, and quit making things up.
 

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ummm..then the chick wasn't worth it....keep it moving...thats pretty damn petty
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
 

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are you ppl THAT bored?:whistle:

Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
What does he win? I suggest sending him a SoSuave windbreaker with his name embroidered on the front.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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stop posting seinfeld episodes as threads...
 

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Man its 11:38 pm on a Friday night and i just got back from work. YES I AM THAT BORED. Plus i think its funny better than half the threads in this forum.

Would you rather read some AFC saying " i know this girl and today she was next to me and she blinked twice in a row DOES THIS MEAN SHE LIKES ME?? Please help guys i love this girl?" ??

HaHaHa see Spider is cool......
 

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Well, that was, a waste of time... :down:

Lol I can forgive you cos ur bored man... but your gonna be like the boy who cries wolf. One of these days you'll have a real relationship problem and everyone on here will be like 'Yeah, whatever man!! STFU!!'... lol

Just a warning

:D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Black_Italian: SHUT UP MAN! How can you be bored? I thought you would be kicking some @ss like a good little ninja!:D caaaaaaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaaa...
 

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We should have a contest called ‘The Trolling Olympics’. The gold metal match would be Black_Italian vs DrBeard.
 

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DrBeard post all bull**** i just post some when it is needed to break up to monotony of this forum.

An no im not out shagging because i just got home from work and i dont want to do anythign but sit down right now. Tomorrow night is shagging night :p.

Ahhh sh*t i actuly asked a girl out today lol i dont think tomorrow night will be shagging night :(. The downside to having a hot glamma HB9.5 gf thats not really open about sex :(
 
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