"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Nose Scratching Break up

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I was driving down the street earlier and I was stopped at the lights and im sitting there scratching my nose my GF pulls up beside me and she turns and looks at me.

Now from her angle it looked like i was picking my nose BUT I WAS ONLY SCRATCHING ninjas do not pick. I turn and she has this shocked look on her face and i knew straight away what had happened and im saying "No No its not what you think" then the light goes green and i had to go she was turning.

Then 1 hour later when we were supposed to meet up she doesn’t show up I call her NO ANSWER. Then she sends me a text message "I don’t think we should see each other no more" :eek:.

I call her and im like “why?” and she says “I saw you in your car im not dumb its disgusting”. I tried to explain she wouldn’t listen and she hung up. I WASN’T PICKIGN she saw it wrong I don’t know what to do now.

What’s so bad about picking anyway huh? IF I PICK DO I NOT BLEED AM I NOT HUMAN???
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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no woman would do that.

-she has to wipe her ass too/ take a ****
-she blows her nose
-she has to stick a tampon up her bleeding nasty pvssy
-she has to clean up that gross guey make up that is on the corner of her eyes

there is probably another 20 gross things she does, and she dumps you just because she had an impression you ware picking your nose. give me a brake, and quit making things up.
 

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ummm..then the chick wasn't worth it....keep it moving...thats pretty damn petty
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
 

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are you ppl THAT bored?:whistle:

Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
What does he win? I suggest sending him a SoSuave windbreaker with his name embroidered on the front.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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stop posting seinfeld episodes as threads...
 

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Man its 11:38 pm on a Friday night and i just got back from work. YES I AM THAT BORED. Plus i think its funny better than half the threads in this forum.

Would you rather read some AFC saying " i know this girl and today she was next to me and she blinked twice in a row DOES THIS MEAN SHE LIKES ME?? Please help guys i love this girl?" ??

HaHaHa see Spider is cool......
 

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Well, that was, a waste of time... :down:

Lol I can forgive you cos ur bored man... but your gonna be like the boy who cries wolf. One of these days you'll have a real relationship problem and everyone on here will be like 'Yeah, whatever man!! STFU!!'... lol

Just a warning

:D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Black_Italian: SHUT UP MAN! How can you be bored? I thought you would be kicking some @ss like a good little ninja!:D caaaaaaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaaa...
 

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We should have a contest called ‘The Trolling Olympics’. The gold metal match would be Black_Italian vs DrBeard.
 

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DrBeard post all bull**** i just post some when it is needed to break up to monotony of this forum.

An no im not out shagging because i just got home from work and i dont want to do anythign but sit down right now. Tomorrow night is shagging night :p.

Ahhh sh*t i actuly asked a girl out today lol i dont think tomorrow night will be shagging night :(. The downside to having a hot glamma HB9.5 gf thats not really open about sex :(
 
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