"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Nose Scratching Break up

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I was driving down the street earlier and I was stopped at the lights and im sitting there scratching my nose my GF pulls up beside me and she turns and looks at me.

Now from her angle it looked like i was picking my nose BUT I WAS ONLY SCRATCHING ninjas do not pick. I turn and she has this shocked look on her face and i knew straight away what had happened and im saying "No No its not what you think" then the light goes green and i had to go she was turning.

Then 1 hour later when we were supposed to meet up she doesn’t show up I call her NO ANSWER. Then she sends me a text message "I don’t think we should see each other no more" :eek:.

I call her and im like “why?” and she says “I saw you in your car im not dumb its disgusting”. I tried to explain she wouldn’t listen and she hung up. I WASN’T PICKIGN she saw it wrong I don’t know what to do now.

What’s so bad about picking anyway huh? IF I PICK DO I NOT BLEED AM I NOT HUMAN???
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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no woman would do that.

-she has to wipe her ass too/ take a ****
-she blows her nose
-she has to stick a tampon up her bleeding nasty pvssy
-she has to clean up that gross guey make up that is on the corner of her eyes

there is probably another 20 gross things she does, and she dumps you just because she had an impression you ware picking your nose. give me a brake, and quit making things up.
 

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ummm..then the chick wasn't worth it....keep it moving...thats pretty damn petty
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
 

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are you ppl THAT bored?:whistle:

Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
What does he win? I suggest sending him a SoSuave windbreaker with his name embroidered on the front.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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stop posting seinfeld episodes as threads...
 

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Man its 11:38 pm on a Friday night and i just got back from work. YES I AM THAT BORED. Plus i think its funny better than half the threads in this forum.

Would you rather read some AFC saying " i know this girl and today she was next to me and she blinked twice in a row DOES THIS MEAN SHE LIKES ME?? Please help guys i love this girl?" ??

HaHaHa see Spider is cool......
 

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Well, that was, a waste of time... :down:

Lol I can forgive you cos ur bored man... but your gonna be like the boy who cries wolf. One of these days you'll have a real relationship problem and everyone on here will be like 'Yeah, whatever man!! STFU!!'... lol

Just a warning

:D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Black_Italian: SHUT UP MAN! How can you be bored? I thought you would be kicking some @ss like a good little ninja!:D caaaaaaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaaa...
 

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We should have a contest called ‘The Trolling Olympics’. The gold metal match would be Black_Italian vs DrBeard.
 

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DrBeard post all bull**** i just post some when it is needed to break up to monotony of this forum.

An no im not out shagging because i just got home from work and i dont want to do anythign but sit down right now. Tomorrow night is shagging night :p.

Ahhh sh*t i actuly asked a girl out today lol i dont think tomorrow night will be shagging night :(. The downside to having a hot glamma HB9.5 gf thats not really open about sex :(
 
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