"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Nose Scratching Break up

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I was driving down the street earlier and I was stopped at the lights and im sitting there scratching my nose my GF pulls up beside me and she turns and looks at me.

Now from her angle it looked like i was picking my nose BUT I WAS ONLY SCRATCHING ninjas do not pick. I turn and she has this shocked look on her face and i knew straight away what had happened and im saying "No No its not what you think" then the light goes green and i had to go she was turning.

Then 1 hour later when we were supposed to meet up she doesn’t show up I call her NO ANSWER. Then she sends me a text message "I don’t think we should see each other no more" :eek:.

I call her and im like “why?” and she says “I saw you in your car im not dumb its disgusting”. I tried to explain she wouldn’t listen and she hung up. I WASN’T PICKIGN she saw it wrong I don’t know what to do now.

What’s so bad about picking anyway huh? IF I PICK DO I NOT BLEED AM I NOT HUMAN???
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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no woman would do that.

-she has to wipe her ass too/ take a ****
-she blows her nose
-she has to stick a tampon up her bleeding nasty pvssy
-she has to clean up that gross guey make up that is on the corner of her eyes

there is probably another 20 gross things she does, and she dumps you just because she had an impression you ware picking your nose. give me a brake, and quit making things up.
 
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ummm..then the chick wasn't worth it....keep it moving...thats pretty damn petty
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
 
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are you ppl THAT bored?:whistle:

Laterz...
 
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Originally posted by Black_Italian
hahahahaha SOMEONE HAD TO GET IT BING BING BING the pirze goes to MindOverMatter

you have won
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What does he win? I suggest sending him a SoSuave windbreaker with his name embroidered on the front.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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stop posting seinfeld episodes as threads...
 
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Man its 11:38 pm on a Friday night and i just got back from work. YES I AM THAT BORED. Plus i think its funny better than half the threads in this forum.

Would you rather read some AFC saying " i know this girl and today she was next to me and she blinked twice in a row DOES THIS MEAN SHE LIKES ME?? Please help guys i love this girl?" ??

HaHaHa see Spider is cool......
 
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Well, that was, a waste of time... :down:

Lol I can forgive you cos ur bored man... but your gonna be like the boy who cries wolf. One of these days you'll have a real relationship problem and everyone on here will be like 'Yeah, whatever man!! STFU!!'... lol

Just a warning

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Black_Italian: SHUT UP MAN! How can you be bored? I thought you would be kicking some @ss like a good little ninja!:D caaaaaaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaaa...
 
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We should have a contest called ‘The Trolling Olympics’. The gold metal match would be Black_Italian vs DrBeard.
 
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DrBeard post all bull**** i just post some when it is needed to break up to monotony of this forum.

An no im not out shagging because i just got home from work and i dont want to do anythign but sit down right now. Tomorrow night is shagging night :p.

Ahhh sh*t i actuly asked a girl out today lol i dont think tomorrow night will be shagging night :(. The downside to having a hot glamma HB9.5 gf thats not really open about sex :(
 
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