"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Noodle's Workout Log
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Monday
Squats - 3x5x160lbs +5lbs
Rows - 3x5x110lbs
Overhead Press - 3x5x60lbs
Pull ups - 2x10
Wednesday
Squats - 3x5x160lbs
Bench - 3x5x125lbs
Deadlift - 2x5x140lbs +5lbs
Friday:
Squats - 3x5x160lbs
Rows - 3x5x110lbs
Overhead Press - 3x5x60lbs
Pull ups - 2x10
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Increased squat/deadlift as usual.
Bench is still the same. I almost got all 3 sets in except for the very last rep on the very last set, I needed a spot for that one. Won't be increasing the weight til I get all 3 sets in without any assistance.
btw, Squats are starting to get haaaard! Like holy, I'm really pushing myself now. ATG squats are a b!tch, but it feels good after.
And I've been abit lazy and haven't been keeping track of what I eat each day. But I'm for sure not eating enough. I'm always busy with things so sometimes I just forget to eat. My body doesn't get hungry, its wierd. I have to force feed myself most of the time.
I-tallionStallion
Master Don Juan
Even at 16 you should still be gaining more than 7lbs in 3months. I don't think your eating enough. Start posting your exact diet up every single day for awhile in quantities (would be great if you could get a cheap food scale and measure things out)noodle said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I'll try and find a scale somewhere, but for now i'll estimate.
Diet for today:
Meal 1: egg omolete - 3 whole eggs, 200g ham, half an onion, 5 mushrooms.
Meal 2: Protien shake - 1 scoop whey, 250ml milk, ice cream, banana
Meal 3: stir fried noodles, ginger beef, sushi, sweet & sour pork, veggies
Meal 4: fried rice, fruits, ice cream, and alot of chinese food (went to a buffet
)Meal 5: Soup - Turkey, noodles, beans, carrots
Meal 6: Protien Shake - whey, milk
Workout for today:
Squats - 3x5x165lbs +5lbs
Bench - 3x5x125lbs
Deads - 2x5x140lbs
Omg, the workout today was HELL!
I didn't get enough sleep the night before so I was extremely low on energy after I did those darn squats.
I got all 3 sets in for bench, I'll increase on Friday. Deadlifts I know I could've done more, I just didn't have the energy to do them.
I was sooo tired after, I couldn't even do dips.
Lesson learnt, get enough rest before working out!!
Meal 1: Turkey sandwich with glass of milk
Meal 2: Protien Shake (1 banana, ice cream, milk, whey, yogurt) + hotdog on whole wheat bread
Meal 3: Bagel with Cream Cheese + Beef Submarine (veggies, beef, white bread)
Meal 4: Rice, fish, veggies
Meal 5:miss
meal 6:miss
Well, I missed alot of meals yesterday because I had this huge ass movie to edit/film. I had about 15 guys over at my house, we were filming all night non-stop. It was the only night we could all gather together for a long while so we had to get as much done as possible.
Warboss Alex
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if something like that comes again then have a liquid meal or hell have some junk food, eat whatever you can get your hands on. bad calories are better than no calories especially in your case.noodle said:
good job with the workouts, keep pounding the food.
Anyways, I lost my notepad where i wrote all my meals, but i remembered my workout:
Workout for Friday:
Squats 3x5x165lbs
Bench 3x5x125lbs
Deadlift 2x5x140lbs
Dips 2x9
And two weeks wiegh in: 129lbs +2lbs
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.