Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The Chargers have the momentum in the AFC; the Colts are slipping, and the Broncos went into a tailspin. People are guessing it will be a Ravens-Chargers AFC Championship Game.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
LOL.Espi said:NE will be yesterday's news come Monday...<snip>...Go Colts!!
Actually, San Diego had the 7th ranked defense in NFL, not first. San Diego is #1 in offense however. Baltimore Ravens had the top defense in the NFL this year, may wanna look up the rankings and get your facts straight bro~attrACTION~ said:The Colts won last week's game with field goals, and you say they got offense? Pats beat the number one defense in the NFL last week, so that technically puts them above the Colts. Forget stats though, Pats have more experience anyway.
Patriots will kick Colts ass. Manning better watch out.
Oh, and by the way, you spelled Belichick wrong. He is not a fat dork, he's the smartest coach in the NFL.
Colts blows so much c*ck! they only won today against the banged up NE cuz of stupid refs with their BS calls. So let me ask you how many SUPERBOWLS did Payton Manning win? ........0 oohhhh how many did Brady win...... 3 omg wow 0-3 guess who's the better QB BRADY! Manning is a p*ssy he almost cried when he stubbed his thumb.. poor baby. Tony Dungy sucks too look at his playoff RECORD u MORON maybe you should read stats on ESPN. Wait sry ur prob too stupid to even understand numbers. Colts defense sucks they got the worst rush defense so they're going to LOSE against the Bears and both manning and Dungy will get fired.Espi said:(childlike mocking voice) New England's overrated...na na na na na!![]()
A fortunate junior dynasty...that is the NE legacy.
Don't worry about it, pal. NE will be yesterday's news come Monday. Yes, they have won two Super Bowls...by a combined 6 points...(9 points if you include the one they never should have been in to begin with LOL).
Actually, I could care less who wins...but I'd MUCH rather see Tony Dungy go the SB...unlike billy belecheck, Tony Dungy has class AND a wardrobe (would somebody PLEASE burn that fvucking sweater cutoff!!)
I just wish i were the cameraman whom billy pushed aside after the Jets game. If I were that cameraman, I guarantee you my camera would have found the top of billy's head in two seconds flat.
Go Colts!!
My mistake about the Chargers defense ranking. Both of them played a real hard game today, and it was really close down to the end. I don't think stats had anything to do with it. It really went to the team who played the hardest, and you could tell our defense was worn out. Belichick was subbing in players like crazy. I think Pats made a critical mistake with that 12th man on the field near the end. Still, I'm glad we played as well as we did. I think the Superbowl is going to be a close matchup as well. Even though I hate Manning and the Colts, in a way you feel sorry to see him not win a Superbowl, kind of like Favre. He should get a ring at least before he retires because he does deserve it.MindOverMatter said:Actually, San Diego had the 7th ranked defense in NFL, not first. San Diego is #1 in offense however. Baltimore Ravens had the top defense in the NFL this year, may wanna look up the rankings and get your facts straight bro![]()
As for Colts winning their last game on field goals, what did you think was gonna happen? Facing the #1 D in NFL, of course it's gonna be a low scoring game. Even my little nephew could tell you that. The point is, they played a very gritty game they were picked to lose, and came out on top. The fact is, Colts D has outperformed all other teams these playoffs, holding KC to 8 pts and Ravens to 6pts.
In terms of passing game, Indy has #2 pass D, NE has 11th ranked pass offense. Indy has #2 pass offense in NFL, NE has 7th ranked pass D.
In terms of running game, Colts have dominated all run offenses these playoffs, so I don't see a banged up Dillon doing much damage where Larry Johnson couldn't cut it.
If pats win this, I'll certanly tip my hat, but I don't see it happening
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Honestly the first quarter pats dominated, but couldn't keep up that pace. the RCA dome is a very heated place to play in, especially if you're used to playing in cold weather at this time of the year and have flu symptoms like media announcers said some patriot players had (don't know if there's any truth to that). This can explain the defensive implosion of the pats the last 2 quarters.~attrACTION~ said:My mistake about the Chargers defense ranking. Both of them played a real hard game today, and it was really close down to the end. I don't think stats had anything to do with it. It really went to the team who played the hardest, and you could tell our defense was worn out. Belichick was subbing in players like crazy. I think Pats made a critical mistake with that 12th man on the field near the end. Still, I'm glad we played as well as we did. I think the Superbowl is going to be a close matchup as well. Even though I hate Manning and the Colts, in a way you feel sorry to see him not win a Superbowl, kind of like Favre. He should get a ring at least before he retires because he does deserve it.