Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The Chargers have the momentum in the AFC; the Colts are slipping, and the Broncos went into a tailspin. People are guessing it will be a Ravens-Chargers AFC Championship Game.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
LOL.Espi said:NE will be yesterday's news come Monday...<snip>...Go Colts!!
Actually, San Diego had the 7th ranked defense in NFL, not first. San Diego is #1 in offense however. Baltimore Ravens had the top defense in the NFL this year, may wanna look up the rankings and get your facts straight bro~attrACTION~ said:The Colts won last week's game with field goals, and you say they got offense? Pats beat the number one defense in the NFL last week, so that technically puts them above the Colts. Forget stats though, Pats have more experience anyway.
Patriots will kick Colts ass. Manning better watch out.
Oh, and by the way, you spelled Belichick wrong. He is not a fat dork, he's the smartest coach in the NFL.
Colts blows so much c*ck! they only won today against the banged up NE cuz of stupid refs with their BS calls. So let me ask you how many SUPERBOWLS did Payton Manning win? ........0 oohhhh how many did Brady win...... 3 omg wow 0-3 guess who's the better QB BRADY! Manning is a p*ssy he almost cried when he stubbed his thumb.. poor baby. Tony Dungy sucks too look at his playoff RECORD u MORON maybe you should read stats on ESPN. Wait sry ur prob too stupid to even understand numbers. Colts defense sucks they got the worst rush defense so they're going to LOSE against the Bears and both manning and Dungy will get fired.Espi said:(childlike mocking voice) New England's overrated...na na na na na!![]()
A fortunate junior dynasty...that is the NE legacy.
Don't worry about it, pal. NE will be yesterday's news come Monday. Yes, they have won two Super Bowls...by a combined 6 points...(9 points if you include the one they never should have been in to begin with LOL).
Actually, I could care less who wins...but I'd MUCH rather see Tony Dungy go the SB...unlike billy belecheck, Tony Dungy has class AND a wardrobe (would somebody PLEASE burn that fvucking sweater cutoff!!)
I just wish i were the cameraman whom billy pushed aside after the Jets game. If I were that cameraman, I guarantee you my camera would have found the top of billy's head in two seconds flat.
Go Colts!!
My mistake about the Chargers defense ranking. Both of them played a real hard game today, and it was really close down to the end. I don't think stats had anything to do with it. It really went to the team who played the hardest, and you could tell our defense was worn out. Belichick was subbing in players like crazy. I think Pats made a critical mistake with that 12th man on the field near the end. Still, I'm glad we played as well as we did. I think the Superbowl is going to be a close matchup as well. Even though I hate Manning and the Colts, in a way you feel sorry to see him not win a Superbowl, kind of like Favre. He should get a ring at least before he retires because he does deserve it.MindOverMatter said:Actually, San Diego had the 7th ranked defense in NFL, not first. San Diego is #1 in offense however. Baltimore Ravens had the top defense in the NFL this year, may wanna look up the rankings and get your facts straight bro![]()
As for Colts winning their last game on field goals, what did you think was gonna happen? Facing the #1 D in NFL, of course it's gonna be a low scoring game. Even my little nephew could tell you that. The point is, they played a very gritty game they were picked to lose, and came out on top. The fact is, Colts D has outperformed all other teams these playoffs, holding KC to 8 pts and Ravens to 6pts.
In terms of passing game, Indy has #2 pass D, NE has 11th ranked pass offense. Indy has #2 pass offense in NFL, NE has 7th ranked pass D.
In terms of running game, Colts have dominated all run offenses these playoffs, so I don't see a banged up Dillon doing much damage where Larry Johnson couldn't cut it.
If pats win this, I'll certanly tip my hat, but I don't see it happening
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Honestly the first quarter pats dominated, but couldn't keep up that pace. the RCA dome is a very heated place to play in, especially if you're used to playing in cold weather at this time of the year and have flu symptoms like media announcers said some patriot players had (don't know if there's any truth to that). This can explain the defensive implosion of the pats the last 2 quarters.~attrACTION~ said:My mistake about the Chargers defense ranking. Both of them played a real hard game today, and it was really close down to the end. I don't think stats had anything to do with it. It really went to the team who played the hardest, and you could tell our defense was worn out. Belichick was subbing in players like crazy. I think Pats made a critical mistake with that 12th man on the field near the end. Still, I'm glad we played as well as we did. I think the Superbowl is going to be a close matchup as well. Even though I hate Manning and the Colts, in a way you feel sorry to see him not win a Superbowl, kind of like Favre. He should get a ring at least before he retires because he does deserve it.