Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The Chargers have the momentum in the AFC; the Colts are slipping, and the Broncos went into a tailspin. People are guessing it will be a Ravens-Chargers AFC Championship Game.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
LOL.Espi said:NE will be yesterday's news come Monday...<snip>...Go Colts!!
Actually, San Diego had the 7th ranked defense in NFL, not first. San Diego is #1 in offense however. Baltimore Ravens had the top defense in the NFL this year, may wanna look up the rankings and get your facts straight bro~attrACTION~ said:The Colts won last week's game with field goals, and you say they got offense? Pats beat the number one defense in the NFL last week, so that technically puts them above the Colts. Forget stats though, Pats have more experience anyway.
Patriots will kick Colts ass. Manning better watch out.
Oh, and by the way, you spelled Belichick wrong. He is not a fat dork, he's the smartest coach in the NFL.
Colts blows so much c*ck! they only won today against the banged up NE cuz of stupid refs with their BS calls. So let me ask you how many SUPERBOWLS did Payton Manning win? ........0 oohhhh how many did Brady win...... 3 omg wow 0-3 guess who's the better QB BRADY! Manning is a p*ssy he almost cried when he stubbed his thumb.. poor baby. Tony Dungy sucks too look at his playoff RECORD u MORON maybe you should read stats on ESPN. Wait sry ur prob too stupid to even understand numbers. Colts defense sucks they got the worst rush defense so they're going to LOSE against the Bears and both manning and Dungy will get fired.Espi said:(childlike mocking voice) New England's overrated...na na na na na!![]()
A fortunate junior dynasty...that is the NE legacy.
Don't worry about it, pal. NE will be yesterday's news come Monday. Yes, they have won two Super Bowls...by a combined 6 points...(9 points if you include the one they never should have been in to begin with LOL).
Actually, I could care less who wins...but I'd MUCH rather see Tony Dungy go the SB...unlike billy belecheck, Tony Dungy has class AND a wardrobe (would somebody PLEASE burn that fvucking sweater cutoff!!)
I just wish i were the cameraman whom billy pushed aside after the Jets game. If I were that cameraman, I guarantee you my camera would have found the top of billy's head in two seconds flat.
Go Colts!!
My mistake about the Chargers defense ranking. Both of them played a real hard game today, and it was really close down to the end. I don't think stats had anything to do with it. It really went to the team who played the hardest, and you could tell our defense was worn out. Belichick was subbing in players like crazy. I think Pats made a critical mistake with that 12th man on the field near the end. Still, I'm glad we played as well as we did. I think the Superbowl is going to be a close matchup as well. Even though I hate Manning and the Colts, in a way you feel sorry to see him not win a Superbowl, kind of like Favre. He should get a ring at least before he retires because he does deserve it.MindOverMatter said:Actually, San Diego had the 7th ranked defense in NFL, not first. San Diego is #1 in offense however. Baltimore Ravens had the top defense in the NFL this year, may wanna look up the rankings and get your facts straight bro![]()
As for Colts winning their last game on field goals, what did you think was gonna happen? Facing the #1 D in NFL, of course it's gonna be a low scoring game. Even my little nephew could tell you that. The point is, they played a very gritty game they were picked to lose, and came out on top. The fact is, Colts D has outperformed all other teams these playoffs, holding KC to 8 pts and Ravens to 6pts.
In terms of passing game, Indy has #2 pass D, NE has 11th ranked pass offense. Indy has #2 pass offense in NFL, NE has 7th ranked pass D.
In terms of running game, Colts have dominated all run offenses these playoffs, so I don't see a banged up Dillon doing much damage where Larry Johnson couldn't cut it.
If pats win this, I'll certanly tip my hat, but I don't see it happening
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Honestly the first quarter pats dominated, but couldn't keep up that pace. the RCA dome is a very heated place to play in, especially if you're used to playing in cold weather at this time of the year and have flu symptoms like media announcers said some patriot players had (don't know if there's any truth to that). This can explain the defensive implosion of the pats the last 2 quarters.~attrACTION~ said:My mistake about the Chargers defense ranking. Both of them played a real hard game today, and it was really close down to the end. I don't think stats had anything to do with it. It really went to the team who played the hardest, and you could tell our defense was worn out. Belichick was subbing in players like crazy. I think Pats made a critical mistake with that 12th man on the field near the end. Still, I'm glad we played as well as we did. I think the Superbowl is going to be a close matchup as well. Even though I hate Manning and the Colts, in a way you feel sorry to see him not win a Superbowl, kind of like Favre. He should get a ring at least before he retires because he does deserve it.