I am going to take you to vegas with me next time I goEspi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
How the hell can you say a 1-13 team is going to beat a 14-0 team. That is just retarded.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I am going to take you to vegas with me next time I goEspi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
thefonz said:Wow, these 15-0 patriots really suck huh?
:crackup:Espi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
*Patsies are coming off their worst offensive performance, proving my assertion that they have no running game whatsoever...Maloney is baloney. Moss will likely never catch another TD pass this season...and you Patsie lovers can forget about the Super Bowl, cause NE ain't going...
*Dolphins players have nothing to lose...also, Bill Parcells (ugliest fvucking man ever...uglier than Bill Bellychick) is the main man in Miami, so the players are nervous and will play their asses off...
Now, you Patsie lovers who predicted your overrated team would score 40+ points last weel against the Jets...you were wrong...stick to your masturbating and security guard jobing...you cannot predict shiat...
Espi said:Why don't you post a field report relating your own experiences with a HB? Until you do, you are my biatch, so you'd best post something profound...if you do not post a field report within 48 hours, I own you...
"The critic is the person who always knows the way but never has a car."
--Espi
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This guy really knows his football.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Espi said:Prediction:
Giants: 23
Patsies: 10
Wow are people DELUSIONAL? Who holds the single most TD record in the NFL? Brady... Who has the most catches in one season? Moss... Obviously having the BEST quarterback and wide receiver has something to do with them winning every game. Brady has been great under pressure since 2000. It ain't luck but skill. I want the Pats to be the first team to go 19-0... that'll make you haters shut up right? Since no other team has done it.Menage a Mi said:Brady's 4th quarter luck is gonna run out at some point during the playoffs. Farve will take the Packers all the way.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Yes I totally agree, the only fans who are allowed to talk sh*t are Colt and Jag fans. Since those are the only two teams that gave some competition to the Patriots. That said Colts are the only team right now that could beat the Patriots. If both teams have their starters and bring their A game, I don't know who would win. I hope Brady and Moss will pull through, since I really don't want Colts to win back to back championships and the undefeated season to go to waste.thefonz said:Favre isn't going to take out the Pats. His his team is too young and inexperienced. After watching the Cowboys get destroyed by Washington I don't think they're going to be a threat either.
The only one who can save the Patriots-haters fan club is the Colts. That's it.