I am going to take you to vegas with me next time I goEspi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
How the hell can you say a 1-13 team is going to beat a 14-0 team. That is just retarded.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I am going to take you to vegas with me next time I goEspi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
thefonz said:Wow, these 15-0 patriots really suck huh?
:crackup:Espi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
*Patsies are coming off their worst offensive performance, proving my assertion that they have no running game whatsoever...Maloney is baloney. Moss will likely never catch another TD pass this season...and you Patsie lovers can forget about the Super Bowl, cause NE ain't going...
*Dolphins players have nothing to lose...also, Bill Parcells (ugliest fvucking man ever...uglier than Bill Bellychick) is the main man in Miami, so the players are nervous and will play their asses off...
Now, you Patsie lovers who predicted your overrated team would score 40+ points last weel against the Jets...you were wrong...stick to your masturbating and security guard jobing...you cannot predict shiat...
Espi said:Why don't you post a field report relating your own experiences with a HB? Until you do, you are my biatch, so you'd best post something profound...if you do not post a field report within 48 hours, I own you...
"The critic is the person who always knows the way but never has a car."
--Espi
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This guy really knows his football.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Espi said:Prediction:
Giants: 23
Patsies: 10
Wow are people DELUSIONAL? Who holds the single most TD record in the NFL? Brady... Who has the most catches in one season? Moss... Obviously having the BEST quarterback and wide receiver has something to do with them winning every game. Brady has been great under pressure since 2000. It ain't luck but skill. I want the Pats to be the first team to go 19-0... that'll make you haters shut up right? Since no other team has done it.Menage a Mi said:Brady's 4th quarter luck is gonna run out at some point during the playoffs. Farve will take the Packers all the way.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Yes I totally agree, the only fans who are allowed to talk sh*t are Colt and Jag fans. Since those are the only two teams that gave some competition to the Patriots. That said Colts are the only team right now that could beat the Patriots. If both teams have their starters and bring their A game, I don't know who would win. I hope Brady and Moss will pull through, since I really don't want Colts to win back to back championships and the undefeated season to go to waste.thefonz said:Favre isn't going to take out the Pats. His his team is too young and inexperienced. After watching the Cowboys get destroyed by Washington I don't think they're going to be a threat either.
The only one who can save the Patriots-haters fan club is the Colts. That's it.