"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
ValleyDJing
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thefonz said:
Not everybody in the NFL has the benefit of knowing what defenses are being run on any given sunday. Its no real wonder.
:crackup:Espi said:
28-7 OWNED! How much money you lose again? Patriots 15-0 Perfect Season! How many RUSHING yards did Maroney have? 150? Wow... no running game eh? I'll send you a cap when we win the super bowl. So what street is your cardboard box home located?
Bible_Belt
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I don't really hate anything or anybody, but for some reason I love hating the Patriots. I hate them so much, that I respect them because I hate them so much.
Espi said:
Are you still mad because you took an HB 10 that you met at the public library on 6 dates and only got a kiss on the cheek. I can't believe how you had oneitis for a girl you never even fvcked. That is the worst type of oneitis. Your 35 espi start acting like it and learn from your experiences. Quit crying about it and trying to call people out because you acted like an AFC and it didn't work out with her.
The best cure for oneitis is to get out and tag some azz. Espi your problem is very basic scroll down to the DJ bible and read. You could probably learn alot from the highschool forum also.
It is obvious that you are clueless about woman and football.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TyTe`EyEs
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Bible_Belt
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u literally broke every single rule that a true mack would easily follow naturally
back to football - if the pats go up 28-0, brady and moss get their records, and its halftime, then u never know, maybe the giants backups will be better than the patriots backups and giants will win 35-28 LOL.............i cant wait to hear Espi's bull**** talking then
Bible_Belt
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But they are not immortal. I look forward to seeing their playoff games.
TyTe`EyEs
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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For that, and that alone, thank you Patriot fan.
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Wow are people DELUSIONAL? Who holds the single most TD record in the NFL? Brady... Who has the most catches in one season? Moss... Obviously having the BEST quarterback and wide receiver has something to do with them winning every game. Brady has been great under pressure since 2000. It ain't luck but skill. I want the Pats to be the first team to go 19-0... that'll make you haters shut up right? Since no other team has done it.Menage a Mi said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
thefonz
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The only one who can save the Patriots-haters fan club is the Colts. That's it.
Yes I totally agree, the only fans who are allowed to talk sh*t are Colt and Jag fans. Since those are the only two teams that gave some competition to the Patriots. That said Colts are the only team right now that could beat the Patriots. If both teams have their starters and bring their A game, I don't know who would win. I hope Brady and Moss will pull through, since I really don't want Colts to win back to back championships and the undefeated season to go to waste.thefonz said:
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