I am going to take you to vegas with me next time I goEspi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
How the hell can you say a 1-13 team is going to beat a 14-0 team. That is just retarded.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I am going to take you to vegas with me next time I goEspi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
thefonz said:Wow, these 15-0 patriots really suck huh?
:crackup:Espi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
*Patsies are coming off their worst offensive performance, proving my assertion that they have no running game whatsoever...Maloney is baloney. Moss will likely never catch another TD pass this season...and you Patsie lovers can forget about the Super Bowl, cause NE ain't going...
*Dolphins players have nothing to lose...also, Bill Parcells (ugliest fvucking man ever...uglier than Bill Bellychick) is the main man in Miami, so the players are nervous and will play their asses off...
Now, you Patsie lovers who predicted your overrated team would score 40+ points last weel against the Jets...you were wrong...stick to your masturbating and security guard jobing...you cannot predict shiat...
Espi said:Why don't you post a field report relating your own experiences with a HB? Until you do, you are my biatch, so you'd best post something profound...if you do not post a field report within 48 hours, I own you...
"The critic is the person who always knows the way but never has a car."
--Espi
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
This guy really knows his football.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Espi said:Prediction:
Giants: 23
Patsies: 10
Wow are people DELUSIONAL? Who holds the single most TD record in the NFL? Brady... Who has the most catches in one season? Moss... Obviously having the BEST quarterback and wide receiver has something to do with them winning every game. Brady has been great under pressure since 2000. It ain't luck but skill. I want the Pats to be the first team to go 19-0... that'll make you haters shut up right? Since no other team has done it.Menage a Mi said:Brady's 4th quarter luck is gonna run out at some point during the playoffs. Farve will take the Packers all the way.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Yes I totally agree, the only fans who are allowed to talk sh*t are Colt and Jag fans. Since those are the only two teams that gave some competition to the Patriots. That said Colts are the only team right now that could beat the Patriots. If both teams have their starters and bring their A game, I don't know who would win. I hope Brady and Moss will pull through, since I really don't want Colts to win back to back championships and the undefeated season to go to waste.thefonz said:Favre isn't going to take out the Pats. His his team is too young and inexperienced. After watching the Cowboys get destroyed by Washington I don't think they're going to be a threat either.
The only one who can save the Patriots-haters fan club is the Colts. That's it.