thefonz
Master Don Juan
Chill Deus, it's just football.
Accept the Patriots as your lord and savior and let's move on
Accept the Patriots as your lord and savior and let's move on
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Espi said:Prediction:
Jets 21
Pats 17
Fact: The Pats' weakness has been revealed: flush Brady from the pocket, and you are left to contend with a very average QB.
Fact: NE has no running game, so that is another weakness about NE which the Jets will reveal Sunday at Foxboro.
Fact: Randy Moss is closing in on Jerry Rice's single-season TD record, but JERRY RICE SET THAT RECORD in 1987 DURING THE 12-GAME STRIKE SEASON; IT HAS TAKEN RANDY MOSS 13 GAMES THUS FAR...SO JERRY RICE IS STILL THE BEST WR EVER.
:crackup: Priceless! One of the funniest post I read on sosuave. I totally agree, does this idiot know that Patriots already crushed the Jets in New York? Now they are playing in the SNOW at Gillette Stadium. They'll win by 20 points... Glad I'll be working security at the game. :trouble:AFC Savior said:your the most clueless retard in this country when it comes to football
your like the biggest AFC when it comes to football analysis
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Espi said:Really? They scored how many points today?...thanks to a blocked punt. NE best break out the cheating cams...your team's running game sux, and it's gonna bit ya in the azz come January...unless, of course, the Pats score "40 points" in the playoffs.
The Dolphins had Csonka...who the fvuck is Maroney? Baloney!
Wow what a moron. Actually it's a part-time job, why waste 100 bucks when you get paid to watch the game? I also get to throw out dumb sh*ts like you. I can get free beer too, while you waste 10 bucks on a beer in a plastic bottle. :moon:Espi said:LOL...great fvucking prediction. You'd better study your NFL a bit better, lest you end up a security guard for life.
NO team is scoring to beat another by 20+ points in such inclement weather, especially a team with no running game and an average QB.
BTW, congrats to the PATS defeating the Jets...those Jets are a powerhouse of a team, huh?
Deus ex Pianoforte said:Does Romo have better stats in almost every QB category than Favre? Yep.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Vladimir Horowitz said:Mistakenly banned, according to his user profile.
Yes. Unfortunately for the Cowboys, he let his loser HB 5 white trash girlfriend into the stadium and it affected his game in a very big way. Very similar to what happened last year with Carrie Underwood. He should stick to rotating the cheerleaders.
Yes, really. OBVIOUSLY, Deus ex Pianoforte was referring to this season's stats. I would think even a Cheesehead could figure that out. A quarterback in his 17th season has better career stats than a 5th season quarterback? Astounding. I'm glad you took the time to point this out, as this is an earth-shattering accomplishment on the part of Favre.
By the way, you may want to reconsider gloating about a loss of a team that only brought itself down to the level of the Packers.![]()
You forgot the age difference. That's like saying Lebron is better than Michael Jordon now. If they were both in their prime, Brett Farve would win in every category. :nono:Vladimir Horowitz said:Technically, Romo is ABOVE the level of Favre right now. More TDs, better QB rating. Favre has thrown for a few more yards and had a couple less interceptions but that's about it. :nervous:
Vladimir Horowitz said:Brett Favre still plays so it's not quite the same thing, is it?
Perhaps, but Romo is still a relatively new quarterback. My feeling is that the best is yet to come from this guy, especially after Jerry Jones makes him leave his little blonde pop stars at home.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
You don't know anything about football. I bet you would not put your money with your mouth is. I am A chicago bears fan but Newengland is the class of NFL hands down. That being said I hope somone does upset them in the playoffs.Espi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
*Patsies are coming off their worst offensive performance, proving my assertion that they have no running game whatsoever...Maloney is baloney. Moss will likely never catch another TD pass this season...and you Patsie lovers can forget about the Super Bowl, cause NE ain't going...
*Dolphins players have nothing to lose...also, Bill Parcells (ugliest fvucking man ever...uglier than Bill Bellychick) is the main man in Miami, so the players are nervous and will play their asses off...
Now, you Patsie lovers who predicted your overrated team would score 40+ points last weel against the Jets...you were wrong...stick to your masturbating and security guard jobing...you cannot predict shiat...
lol:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:AFC Savior said:oh and Espi, how is that hb10 oneitis of yours working out? remmeber the one that u posted a 10 page thread one where u overanalyzed every single move, and you have so far had a few chumpish dates with her, but still have not even moved past kissing (or have u?)..........what a lame **** you are
You're a douchebag. No wonder you're a Patriots fan.AFC Savior said:the worst part about that thread was that everyone was congratulating Espi and patting him on the back for PUTTING THE HB10 ON A PEDESTAL AND TREATING HER DIFFERENTLY THAN HE USUALLY WOULD
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.