NZ guy212
Don Juan
Have we got DJ's from NZ Here?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
New Zealand DJ's
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Walden
Master Don Juan
Auckland City , where u at?
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
I know this has got nothing to do with anything but...........what is New Zealand like?
I always wanted to go, and i might do a gap year there
I always wanted to go, and i might do a gap year there
NZ guy212
Don Juan
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To the other guy nz's not bad but you may not be used to the tempatures we experiance. They are kind of mild.
To the other guy nz's not bad but you may not be used to the tempatures we experiance. They are kind of mild.
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
dude i'm from the u.k , if there's one thing us brits know how to do it's be used to cold weather.
(we also rule at rugby)
(we also rule at rugby)
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Walden
Master Don Juan
yeah we played like a bunch of big wet gaping pu$$ies on saturday, no wonder John Mitchells head looks like a ****oris.
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Banned
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NZ guy212
Don Juan
Your boy don't have the cup either
BeerConnoisseur
Don Juan
Auckland here, well more north like Rodney District.
Anyone know some good places in central Auckland to pull chicks? I'm bored with the waterfront, nothing but ice-cold b****es!
Anyone know some good places in central Auckland to pull chicks? I'm bored with the waterfront, nothing but ice-cold b****es!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Walden
Master Don Juan
Did pretty good at Deschlers and Rakinos saturday night. Khuja lounge is also good.
Playhouse and Globe are always packed with backpackers (we got to playhose as it was closing tho'
).
Playhouse and Globe are always packed with backpackers (we got to playhose as it was closing tho'
).BeerConnoisseur
Don Juan
Thanks mate. Might try the Globe this weekend amongst a few other places!
Haven't heard of Deschlers and Rakinos are they clubs or pubs?
Haven't heard of Deschlers and Rakinos are they clubs or pubs?
BeerConnoisseur
Don Juan
Just wondering, has anyone had any luck at Leftfields(now Float)?
Walden
Master Don Juan
Deschlers and Rakinos are jazz bars on high street. Expensive but high class clam (if that's your bag).
Float's okay on a Thursday night but I find it too loud to get any real DJing on otherwise.I guess it suits well if your style is "grind as many chicks as you can and try to score any that grind back" in whcih case Voodoo lounge is excellent (full of NASTY girls) I guess I'm getting a bit old for rolling that way tho
Have been thinking about that new casino at sky city but I suspect it'll be full of shorekids in cheap suits.
Float's okay on a Thursday night but I find it too loud to get any real DJing on otherwise.I guess it suits well if your style is "grind as many chicks as you can and try to score any that grind back" in whcih case Voodoo lounge is excellent (full of NASTY girls) I guess I'm getting a bit old for rolling that way tho
Have been thinking about that new casino at sky city but I suspect it'll be full of shorekids in cheap suits.
Walden
Master Don Juan
Any of you guys in Central over the weekend , my saturday morning Nanpa run is on again so PM me.
Mike.
Mike.
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BeerConnoisseur
Don Juan
I will most likely be downtown Saturday night
What is this Nanpa run?!? Do explain
What is this Nanpa run?!? Do explain
Walden
Master Don Juan
Nanpa is a Japanese word I think. It's basically where guys get together and go do pickups at the mall or subway or weherever rather than in bars and stuff. I usually go cubbing friday night and go do som street pickups saturday morning (I got one number this afternnoon but my PDA ate it . ).
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