Guitarfreakelite
Don Juan
give me some good ones..
your such a blond (when she is not)
your such a blond (when she is not)
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Neg-hit
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
"youre such a blond" even when shes not? hmm wouldnt that make YOU look stupid
Ace of Spades
Don Juan
I'm with undesputable on that one. It'd make you seem like an ignorant fool who can't think of anything better to say and has to use cliches.
Ace of Spades
Don Juan
Oh, and it should be indsiputable.
Evil-Rom
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lol, still wrong but anyways, I call girls blondes all the time, even when they're not.Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Oh, and it should be indsiputable.
If they say something "blonde", I'll tell her "You're such a blonde".
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Neg hit's are only really for superhot chicks when they step outta line, or any chick that thinks she's better than you (overall) and has a higher self esteem so that they can brush it off, but come down a notch on her bytchness-meter.
It is mostly those kinda things that people say and it doesn't have a malicious intent behind it, but they do offend you a lil...
Some popular ones are:
Nice nails, are they fake?
Wow you look like a model... hand model right?
Hi... I wanted to talk to the prettiest girl in the room.... she's right over there, I'm practicing on you
Aww I like how your nose wriggles when you speak
My little sister has a jacket just like that
Didn't I see you with the jacket on before
It is mostly those kinda things that people say and it doesn't have a malicious intent behind it, but they do offend you a lil...
Some popular ones are:
Nice nails, are they fake?
Wow you look like a model... hand model right?
Hi... I wanted to talk to the prettiest girl in the room.... she's right over there, I'm practicing on you
Aww I like how your nose wriggles when you speak
My little sister has a jacket just like that
Didn't I see you with the jacket on before
Guitarfreakelite
Don Juan
thank you
atlest some one pays attention to the questions.. they helped. thanks alot.
atlest some one pays attention to the questions.. they helped. thanks alot.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
That's more of a subtle compliment I would say.
More like:
Umm excuse me, your tag is showing
Something that makes them a lil sub concious