Guitarfreakelite
Don Juan
give me some good ones..
your such a blond (when she is not)
your such a blond (when she is not)
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Neg-hit
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
"youre such a blond" even when shes not? hmm wouldnt that make YOU look stupid
Ace of Spades
Don Juan
I'm with undesputable on that one. It'd make you seem like an ignorant fool who can't think of anything better to say and has to use cliches.
Ace of Spades
Don Juan
Oh, and it should be indsiputable.
Evil-Rom
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lol, still wrong but anyways, I call girls blondes all the time, even when they're not.Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Oh, and it should be indsiputable.
If they say something "blonde", I'll tell her "You're such a blonde".
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Neg hit's are only really for superhot chicks when they step outta line, or any chick that thinks she's better than you (overall) and has a higher self esteem so that they can brush it off, but come down a notch on her bytchness-meter.
It is mostly those kinda things that people say and it doesn't have a malicious intent behind it, but they do offend you a lil...
Some popular ones are:
Nice nails, are they fake?
Wow you look like a model... hand model right?
Hi... I wanted to talk to the prettiest girl in the room.... she's right over there, I'm practicing on you
Aww I like how your nose wriggles when you speak
My little sister has a jacket just like that
Didn't I see you with the jacket on before
It is mostly those kinda things that people say and it doesn't have a malicious intent behind it, but they do offend you a lil...
Some popular ones are:
Nice nails, are they fake?
Wow you look like a model... hand model right?
Hi... I wanted to talk to the prettiest girl in the room.... she's right over there, I'm practicing on you
Aww I like how your nose wriggles when you speak
My little sister has a jacket just like that
Didn't I see you with the jacket on before
Guitarfreakelite
Don Juan
thank you
atlest some one pays attention to the questions.. they helped. thanks alot.
atlest some one pays attention to the questions.. they helped. thanks alot.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
That's more of a subtle compliment I would say.
More like:
Umm excuse me, your tag is showing
Something that makes them a lil sub concious