Guitarfreakelite
Don Juan
give me some good ones..
your such a blond (when she is not)
your such a blond (when she is not)
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Neg-hit
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
"youre such a blond" even when shes not? hmm wouldnt that make YOU look stupid
Ace of Spades
Don Juan
I'm with undesputable on that one. It'd make you seem like an ignorant fool who can't think of anything better to say and has to use cliches.
Ace of Spades
Don Juan
Oh, and it should be indsiputable.
Evil-Rom
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lol, still wrong but anyways, I call girls blondes all the time, even when they're not.Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Oh, and it should be indsiputable.
If they say something "blonde", I'll tell her "You're such a blonde".
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Neg hit's are only really for superhot chicks when they step outta line, or any chick that thinks she's better than you (overall) and has a higher self esteem so that they can brush it off, but come down a notch on her bytchness-meter.
It is mostly those kinda things that people say and it doesn't have a malicious intent behind it, but they do offend you a lil...
Some popular ones are:
Nice nails, are they fake?
Wow you look like a model... hand model right?
Hi... I wanted to talk to the prettiest girl in the room.... she's right over there, I'm practicing on you
Aww I like how your nose wriggles when you speak
My little sister has a jacket just like that
Didn't I see you with the jacket on before
It is mostly those kinda things that people say and it doesn't have a malicious intent behind it, but they do offend you a lil...
Some popular ones are:
Nice nails, are they fake?
Wow you look like a model... hand model right?
Hi... I wanted to talk to the prettiest girl in the room.... she's right over there, I'm practicing on you
Aww I like how your nose wriggles when you speak
My little sister has a jacket just like that
Didn't I see you with the jacket on before
Guitarfreakelite
Don Juan
thank you
atlest some one pays attention to the questions.. they helped. thanks alot.
atlest some one pays attention to the questions.. they helped. thanks alot.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
That's more of a subtle compliment I would say.
More like:
Umm excuse me, your tag is showing
Something that makes them a lil sub concious