"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need Ideas for date with single mom

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Ok so this girl I been hanging with has kids and we work together so we have lunch and sh!t and talk on the phone. I been to her house a few times but to this point we have never been alone without kids or anybody around. She does the typical girl stuff grabs my arm kisses on the cheek when we leave eachother. So today she tells me guess what? She says the baby father is comin for the kids this weekend so she will be free all weekend. I told her she cant have both days so she said fine friday. My ? is what should I do just take her to the crib and savage her or get some food a movie then savage her lol lol
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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MarkHammond said:
Ok so this girl I been hanging with has kids and we work together so we have lunch and sh!t and talk on the phone. I been to her house a few times but to this point we have never been alone without kids or anybody around. She does the typical girl stuff grabs my arm kisses on the cheek when we leave eachother. So today she tells me guess what? She says the baby father is comin for the kids this weekend so she will be free all weekend. I told her she cant have both days so she said fine friday. My ? is what should I do just take her to the crib and savage her or get some food a movie then savage her lol lol

So, she is already taking you to her house and presented you to her kids? Certainly LOW quality material of a woman.
 

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Desdinova said:
Not much more to add there.

Two things SMs don't get to do often:

1) Go out and get drunk
2) Fvck
VERY GOOD POINT!
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I agree 100% with Drink and Fvck!! Then run. Single moms are gods proof that he has a sense of humor. For what you ask? For the poor b@st@rds that fall into the trap, thats what. Believe me I know, I was one of those poor b@st@rds!
 

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I wouldn't count on it. Single Mothers always end up cancelling or changing plans...this SM i used to talk to would tell me the same thing "Oh his father is coming and we can be alone" I would always get that voicemail that he isn't coming and didn't call or what a jerk he was for not answering the phone. Then like a dummy I would go over and sit there with her while she yells at her kid to calm down. We try to go in her room and chill but he keeps coming back and forth to interrupt us.... Save yourself the trouble...DO NOT DATE SINGLE MOTHERS ...matter of fact do not even SLEEP with them...it's far too much trouble than it is worth. Just tell her this isn't for you and you want to be friends....
 

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Dude,

I've banged plenty of single mums.

The trick is to go around when the kids are asleep! or out with their "weekend dad"

Once you have banged her, make sure she is clear that it is just a sex thing. You really dont wanna be bringing up some other guy's brats.
 

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bang her then run far far away
This is fvcking awesome :flowers:

As far as a date goes with this b!tch, bring some Pampers and Candyland then do what brother BLOWME suggests.
 

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Avoid moms.
They're trouble.
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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ask where she wants to go, shes the one stuck in the house all the time:)
 
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