"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need Ideas for date with single mom

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Ok so this girl I been hanging with has kids and we work together so we have lunch and sh!t and talk on the phone. I been to her house a few times but to this point we have never been alone without kids or anybody around. She does the typical girl stuff grabs my arm kisses on the cheek when we leave eachother. So today she tells me guess what? She says the baby father is comin for the kids this weekend so she will be free all weekend. I told her she cant have both days so she said fine friday. My ? is what should I do just take her to the crib and savage her or get some food a movie then savage her lol lol
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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MarkHammond said:
Ok so this girl I been hanging with has kids and we work together so we have lunch and sh!t and talk on the phone. I been to her house a few times but to this point we have never been alone without kids or anybody around. She does the typical girl stuff grabs my arm kisses on the cheek when we leave eachother. So today she tells me guess what? She says the baby father is comin for the kids this weekend so she will be free all weekend. I told her she cant have both days so she said fine friday. My ? is what should I do just take her to the crib and savage her or get some food a movie then savage her lol lol

So, she is already taking you to her house and presented you to her kids? Certainly LOW quality material of a woman.
 

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Desdinova said:
Not much more to add there.

Two things SMs don't get to do often:

1) Go out and get drunk
2) Fvck
VERY GOOD POINT!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I agree 100% with Drink and Fvck!! Then run. Single moms are gods proof that he has a sense of humor. For what you ask? For the poor b@st@rds that fall into the trap, thats what. Believe me I know, I was one of those poor b@st@rds!
 

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I wouldn't count on it. Single Mothers always end up cancelling or changing plans...this SM i used to talk to would tell me the same thing "Oh his father is coming and we can be alone" I would always get that voicemail that he isn't coming and didn't call or what a jerk he was for not answering the phone. Then like a dummy I would go over and sit there with her while she yells at her kid to calm down. We try to go in her room and chill but he keeps coming back and forth to interrupt us.... Save yourself the trouble...DO NOT DATE SINGLE MOTHERS ...matter of fact do not even SLEEP with them...it's far too much trouble than it is worth. Just tell her this isn't for you and you want to be friends....
 

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Dude,

I've banged plenty of single mums.

The trick is to go around when the kids are asleep! or out with their "weekend dad"

Once you have banged her, make sure she is clear that it is just a sex thing. You really dont wanna be bringing up some other guy's brats.
 

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bang her then run far far away
This is fvcking awesome :flowers:

As far as a date goes with this b!tch, bring some Pampers and Candyland then do what brother BLOWME suggests.
 

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Avoid moms.
They're trouble.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ask where she wants to go, shes the one stuck in the house all the time:)
 
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