"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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my GF looks like my Male Best friend

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My new gf looks exactly like my best friend (hes a guy) and now everytime my friends see her they point it out and they laugh at it. They think that sub conciously i want to date my friend. To make it worse the other day she was at work and somehow she got chewing gum stuk in her hair and she got a hair cut to get it out. THE HAIRCUT IS EXACTLY LIKE MY BEST FRIENDS now she looks even more like him PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I dunno...stop dating chicks that look like guys!
 
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Maybe its the Xanax...

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


No, seriously dude, either your dating a girl who looks like a guy or your friend just looks like a girl. Dont know what to tell ya...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You got this story off an episode of Seinfeld, right?
 
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lol!!!!!!!!


I need to see pics of this... is your gf a manly chick or is your guy friend a girly man?

wow


hahahahahahahaha this has to be a joke
 
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Just make sure you don't get the two of them mixed up. Especially if you are attempting anal.

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OMG nobody belives me i got proof LOOK
This is her but her hair is still long


And this is him
 
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sounds like the best scenario for a threesome.
You take the front, your mate can take her from behind :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dude,

Ya gotta work on your Photoshop skills!!:crackup:
 
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Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
Wasnt that a seinfeld episode?
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You beat me to it.

I think from now on we will call you George.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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i DON'T see the resemblance!
 
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nah this ain't real, this is from Seinfeld.

Kramer - "Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.

lol...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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