"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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my GF looks like my Male Best friend

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My new gf looks exactly like my best friend (hes a guy) and now everytime my friends see her they point it out and they laugh at it. They think that sub conciously i want to date my friend. To make it worse the other day she was at work and somehow she got chewing gum stuk in her hair and she got a hair cut to get it out. THE HAIRCUT IS EXACTLY LIKE MY BEST FRIENDS now she looks even more like him PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I dunno...stop dating chicks that look like guys!
 
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Maybe its the Xanax...

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


No, seriously dude, either your dating a girl who looks like a guy or your friend just looks like a girl. Dont know what to tell ya...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You got this story off an episode of Seinfeld, right?
 
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lol!!!!!!!!


I need to see pics of this... is your gf a manly chick or is your guy friend a girly man?

wow


hahahahahahahaha this has to be a joke
 
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Just make sure you don't get the two of them mixed up. Especially if you are attempting anal.

:crackup:
 
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OMG nobody belives me i got proof LOOK
This is her but her hair is still long


And this is him
 
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sounds like the best scenario for a threesome.
You take the front, your mate can take her from behind :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dude,

Ya gotta work on your Photoshop skills!!:crackup:
 
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Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
Wasnt that a seinfeld episode?
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You beat me to it.

I think from now on we will call you George.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i DON'T see the resemblance!
 
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nah this ain't real, this is from Seinfeld.

Kramer - "Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.

lol...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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