"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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my GF looks like my Male Best friend

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My new gf looks exactly like my best friend (hes a guy) and now everytime my friends see her they point it out and they laugh at it. They think that sub conciously i want to date my friend. To make it worse the other day she was at work and somehow she got chewing gum stuk in her hair and she got a hair cut to get it out. THE HAIRCUT IS EXACTLY LIKE MY BEST FRIENDS now she looks even more like him PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Hunchback

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I dunno...stop dating chicks that look like guys!
 

mike88nbd

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Maybe its the Xanax...

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


No, seriously dude, either your dating a girl who looks like a guy or your friend just looks like a girl. Dont know what to tell ya...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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seagull

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You got this story off an episode of Seinfeld, right?
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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lol!!!!!!!!


I need to see pics of this... is your gf a manly chick or is your guy friend a girly man?

wow


hahahahahahahaha this has to be a joke
 

Triple X

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Just make sure you don't get the two of them mixed up. Especially if you are attempting anal.

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OMG nobody belives me i got proof LOOK
This is her but her hair is still long


And this is him
 

MidnightResistance

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sounds like the best scenario for a threesome.
You take the front, your mate can take her from behind :crackup:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Dude,

Ya gotta work on your Photoshop skills!!:crackup:
 

Luveno

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Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
Wasnt that a seinfeld episode?
You beat me to it.

I think from now on we will call you George.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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zerocelcius

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i DON'T see the resemblance!
 

green69

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nah this ain't real, this is from Seinfeld.

Kramer - "Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.

lol...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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