"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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my GF looks like my Male Best friend

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My new gf looks exactly like my best friend (hes a guy) and now everytime my friends see her they point it out and they laugh at it. They think that sub conciously i want to date my friend. To make it worse the other day she was at work and somehow she got chewing gum stuk in her hair and she got a hair cut to get it out. THE HAIRCUT IS EXACTLY LIKE MY BEST FRIENDS now she looks even more like him PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I dunno...stop dating chicks that look like guys!
 
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Maybe its the Xanax...

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


No, seriously dude, either your dating a girl who looks like a guy or your friend just looks like a girl. Dont know what to tell ya...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You got this story off an episode of Seinfeld, right?
 
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lol!!!!!!!!


I need to see pics of this... is your gf a manly chick or is your guy friend a girly man?

wow


hahahahahahahaha this has to be a joke
 
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Just make sure you don't get the two of them mixed up. Especially if you are attempting anal.

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OMG nobody belives me i got proof LOOK
This is her but her hair is still long


And this is him
 
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sounds like the best scenario for a threesome.
You take the front, your mate can take her from behind :crackup:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Dude,

Ya gotta work on your Photoshop skills!!:crackup:
 
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Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
Wasnt that a seinfeld episode?
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You beat me to it.

I think from now on we will call you George.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i DON'T see the resemblance!
 
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nah this ain't real, this is from Seinfeld.

Kramer - "Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.

lol...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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