"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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my GF looks like my Male Best friend

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My new gf looks exactly like my best friend (hes a guy) and now everytime my friends see her they point it out and they laugh at it. They think that sub conciously i want to date my friend. To make it worse the other day she was at work and somehow she got chewing gum stuk in her hair and she got a hair cut to get it out. THE HAIRCUT IS EXACTLY LIKE MY BEST FRIENDS now she looks even more like him PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I dunno...stop dating chicks that look like guys!
 
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Maybe its the Xanax...

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No, seriously dude, either your dating a girl who looks like a guy or your friend just looks like a girl. Dont know what to tell ya...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You got this story off an episode of Seinfeld, right?
 
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lol!!!!!!!!


I need to see pics of this... is your gf a manly chick or is your guy friend a girly man?

wow


hahahahahahahaha this has to be a joke
 
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Just make sure you don't get the two of them mixed up. Especially if you are attempting anal.

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OMG nobody belives me i got proof LOOK
This is her but her hair is still long


And this is him
 
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sounds like the best scenario for a threesome.
You take the front, your mate can take her from behind :crackup:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Dude,

Ya gotta work on your Photoshop skills!!:crackup:
 
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Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
Wasnt that a seinfeld episode?
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You beat me to it.

I think from now on we will call you George.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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i DON'T see the resemblance!
 
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nah this ain't real, this is from Seinfeld.

Kramer - "Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.

lol...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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