ShizamDaMan
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Yeah, we are. It's true. Just look at what we put the poor people at Minuteman Pizza up to:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
My friends and I are jerks
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
diablo
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So you and your friend had a good time taking turns eating a penis?
Funny picture.
Funny picture.
ShizamDaMan
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It was MANTASTIC!
But seriously, that thing was undercooked due to it's girth. It's still in the fridge. Oh the havoc I could cause with a phallus-shaped lump of sausage meat
ThreeStorms
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I'll never eat pizza again.
Warning to all DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE IF YOU LIKE PIZZA!!
Yeah, I am a sensitive one
Warning to all DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE IF YOU LIKE PIZZA!!
Yeah, I am a sensitive one
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Jake-inator
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:crackup:
That is the most disgusting, sick, twisted, joke i've ever seen. Congrats.
That is the most disgusting, sick, twisted, joke i've ever seen. Congrats.
ShizamDaMan
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Nah, I actually used a faux-German voice when I ordered the pizza. Think the yellow plutonian from Aqua Teen. I told them my name was Gunter Wernon, pronouncing the W as a V in my best imitation of an accent. So they just put it as Vernon.