My friends and I are jerks

[ShizamDaMan]

Yeah, we are. It's true. Just look at what we put the poor people at Minuteman Pizza up to:

 

[diablo]

So you and your friend had a good time taking turns eating a penis?

Funny picture.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Originally posted by diablo
So you and your friend had a good time taking turns eating a penis?

Funny picture.

It was MANTASTIC!

But seriously, that thing was undercooked due to it's girth. It's still in the fridge. Oh the havoc I could cause with a phallus-shaped lump of sausage meat

 

[ThreeStorms]

I'll never eat pizza again.
Warning to all DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE IF YOU LIKE PIZZA!!
Yeah, I am a sensitive one

 

[Vincent]

Is this WS?

 

[Skel]

Shiza is that vernon, CT?

 

[Jariel]

err...if it made you happy, then congratulations I guess.

 

[Jake-inator]

:crackup:

That is the most disgusting, sick, twisted, joke i've ever seen. Congrats.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Originally posted by Skel
Shiza is that vernon, CT?

Nah, I actually used a faux-German voice when I ordered the pizza. Think the yellow plutonian from Aqua Teen. I told them my name was Gunter Wernon, pronouncing the W as a V in my best imitation of an accent. So they just put it as Vernon.